dettersree
The Fly
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Fiction but all credit for ideas come from http://www.u2interference.com/forums/f231/writers-idea-thread-215493.html
In my house. Alone doing experiment on the kids hamster named knight. I'm trying to genetically alter it to prove vampires and werewolf could exist. Little did I know it would actually work nor did I know that BONO would be the first human vampire and change us to vampires also. I guess I should have never let him near my house.
** a few years earlier**
"Good bye loves, listen to your mother." Thank goodness the wife and kids were going to Los Angeles. It means I could work on my experiment in peace.
I love them but they can get in the way. Plus I wouldn't want there hamster to die in front of them. Since I couldn't use Velcro as a test subject. Dam cat I had a idea to prove vampires and werewolf can in fact exist. I have already mastered cross breeding, time travel along with a cat Ray and teleportation. So why not genetic engineering people from the kids strike books? I've been in the lab for almost ten hours now.but then someone had to knock on the blasted door. Of course it was BONO and he had rounded up Adam and Larry.
"What B?"
"Morleigh wants US to check up on you. She had a feeling you were in the lab all day."
"Okay well bye don't let Velcro rip your face off on your way out."
"So that means you don't want to go to the pub?" Larry asked
"Fine I'll go. Come on in and follow me I want to show you something."
"That can never be good. Remember what happened last time?" Said Larry well Glaring at Bono who had turned him into a cat.
"I hate those infernal things. I had a massive hairball for a week."
"Well this won't turn you into a cat. But will prove that the mythical exists. As in vampires and werewolves. Fairy tales may just come true." I assures them.
"Oh brother. Got any food before we go?" Remembering the experiment where edge made a teleporter and getting us stuck in the middle of no where for five hours.
"Yes, I made a emergency kit this time. Anyways will you guys just shut it and follow me already." We where just about there when bono said.
"Um edge why is the hamster out of it'-OOOWWW.The dam thing bit me and its teeth are very vampire like.... Edge I feel a bit tingly." It must have worked.... No it couldn't of human and hamster DNA are completely different.... Bono had just went black.
"What's going on Dave???" Larry yelled.
In my house. Alone doing experiment on the kids hamster named knight. I'm trying to genetically alter it to prove vampires and werewolf could exist. Little did I know it would actually work nor did I know that BONO would be the first human vampire and change us to vampires also. I guess I should have never let him near my house.
** a few years earlier**
"Good bye loves, listen to your mother." Thank goodness the wife and kids were going to Los Angeles. It means I could work on my experiment in peace.
I love them but they can get in the way. Plus I wouldn't want there hamster to die in front of them. Since I couldn't use Velcro as a test subject. Dam cat I had a idea to prove vampires and werewolf can in fact exist. I have already mastered cross breeding, time travel along with a cat Ray and teleportation. So why not genetic engineering people from the kids strike books? I've been in the lab for almost ten hours now.but then someone had to knock on the blasted door. Of course it was BONO and he had rounded up Adam and Larry.
"What B?"
"Morleigh wants US to check up on you. She had a feeling you were in the lab all day."
"Okay well bye don't let Velcro rip your face off on your way out."
"So that means you don't want to go to the pub?" Larry asked
"Fine I'll go. Come on in and follow me I want to show you something."
"That can never be good. Remember what happened last time?" Said Larry well Glaring at Bono who had turned him into a cat.
"I hate those infernal things. I had a massive hairball for a week."
"Well this won't turn you into a cat. But will prove that the mythical exists. As in vampires and werewolves. Fairy tales may just come true." I assures them.
"Oh brother. Got any food before we go?" Remembering the experiment where edge made a teleporter and getting us stuck in the middle of no where for five hours.
"Yes, I made a emergency kit this time. Anyways will you guys just shut it and follow me already." We where just about there when bono said.
"Um edge why is the hamster out of it'-OOOWWW.The dam thing bit me and its teeth are very vampire like.... Edge I feel a bit tingly." It must have worked.... No it couldn't of human and hamster DNA are completely different.... Bono had just went black.
"What's going on Dave???" Larry yelled.
I just drank coffee so time to lock myself in a room and write.
