U2 at Dinner (Well specifically Bono, Edge, and Ali)

[theedgeu2]

(Edge, Bono, and Ali at dinner)

Bono: Edge your non existent ass is in the way.
Edge: How can my non existent ass be in the way? That makes no sense.
Bono: Don't argue with me Edge. Just get out of the way.
Ali: Wait a minute Bono, Edge is right, that makes zero sense whatsoever.
Bono: Don't "Edge is right" me! He's got no ass!
Ali: Bono let Edge be right for once.
Bono: No! He can't be!
Ali: Yes!
Bono: No! No! No! No! No!
Edge: Bono you're such a baby. You have no...well, I won't even go there.
Bono: Oh you better not! And by the way Edge, you meet me at sound check. When you're done doing ass *cough* tronomical thingies with your "toys".
Edge: You're so full of yourself.
Bono: You're right. I can't even go back for seconds!*laughs* Such a DISAPOINTMENT! I'll be in the bathroom.
(Bono heads for bathroom)
Edge: Ali, why don't you knock him upside the head?
Ali: Cause last time I tried that he started asking about the H chord and he looked at me with big, wide eyes and said "If you saw me in a dream and I was naked would you come to me?"
Edge: Ohhh kay! Well, would you?
Ali: Yes, just so I could beat him in the head again!
Edge: *laughs* What do you look for in a guy?
Ali: Me? Oh, just a nice warm heart and someone who will not go to bed listening to "Oops I Did It Again" by Brittney Spears every night.
Edge: Hmmm...well I do hate that song.
(Bono has returned)
Bono: So what's up NoButticus!?
Edge: You go to bed listening to "Oops I Did It Again"?
Bono: Wait...what!? Nobody knows about that!
Edge: Well I got news for ya buddy, the whole world is gonna know now. Won't that be the greatest!*big smile* (like this)----->
Bono: Ok, what do you want from me?
Edge: Your wife.
(Instant pause. The room is dead silent.)
Bono: That's the funniest joke I've heard in a long time! Now seriously this time Edge.
Ali: He wasn't joking Bono. I'm leaving you.
Bono: What? Why?
Ali: I don't want to put up with a man who calls me Awy-poo! Edge is my man.
Edge: Hey I have a Brittney CD somewhere in my house. Let you know when I find it.*winks*
Bono: Hey, any PLEBANs want a go!?*holds out arms*

 

[girlwcrimsonnls]

ummm... it started out funny and kind of went south for me sorry!

 

[theedgeu2]

^ I can totally understand that. To clear things up let's make this all occur during ZooTV era. I had an idea and maybe it doesn't work for some, IDK.

 

[theedgeu2]

(Edge, Bono, and Ali at dinner)

Ok so the backdrop to this setting is a nice, fancy restraunt that is not too crowded but not entirely empty. Edge Bono and Ali are sitting at their table after ordering food. Bono notices an elegant statue and that's where we pick up.

Bono: Edge your non existent ass is in the way.
Edge: How can my non existent ass be in the way? That makes no sense.
Bono: Don't argue with me Edge. Just get out of the way.
Ali: Wait a minute Bono, Edge is right, that makes zero sense whatsoever.
Bono: Don't "Edge is right" me! He's got no ass!
Ali: Bono let Edge be right for once.
Bono: No! He can't be!
Ali: Yes!
Bono: No! No! No! No! No!
Edge: Bono you're such a baby. You have no...well, I won't even go there.
Bono: Oh you better not! And by the way Edge, you meet me at sound check. When you're done doing ass *cough* tronomical thingies with your "toys".
Edge: You're so full of yourself.
Bono: You're right. I can't even go back for seconds!*laughs* Such a DISAPOINTMENT! I'll be in the bathroom.
(Bono heads for bathroom)
Edge: Ali, why don't you knock him upside the head?
Ali: I'm afraid things could end up much worse.
Edge: I don't think so.
Ali: Well maybe. I'm tired of his childish attitude. I
Edge: I can totally see why. I told him in the studio one day "You need to get a hold of yourself son."
Ali: Haha. You should hear what he listens to at night when he goes to bed.
Edge: Haha what?
Ali *whispers*: "Oops I Did It Again" by Brittney Spears.:embarrased:
Edge:
(Bono has returned)
Bono: So what's up NoButticus!?
Edge: You go to bed listening to "Oops I Did It Again"?
Bono: Wait...what!? Nobody knows about that!
Edge: Well I got news for ya buddy, the whole world is gonna know now. Thanks to your wonderful wife the secret is out. Won't that be the greatest!*big smile* (like this)----->
Bono: Ok, what do you want from me?
Edge: Your wife.
(Instant pause. The room is dead silent.)
Bono: That's the funniest joke I've heard in a long time! Now seriously this time Edge.
Ali: He wasn't joking Bono. I'm leaving you.
Bono: What? Why?
Ali: I don't want to put up with a man who calls me Awy-poo! Edge is my man.
Edge: Hey I have a Brittney CD somewhere in my house. Let you know when I find it.*winks*
Bono: Hey, any PLEBANs want a go!?*holds out arms*

 

[theedgeu2]

Ok so after they have their dinner Edge and Ali return home. Or rather to Edge's home.

Edge: So, how do you think Bono will handle this?
Ali: Oh in three days he'll be back begging me to come back to him. I mean it's not like we're gonna have sex, right?*laughs sarcastically*
Edge: Haha right!
(One hour later)
Edge: Wow that was great!
Ali: I know! I had the biggest rush!
Edge: Yeah! I mean go carts are the coolest! And your idea to go to an amusement park was the best!
Ali: *blushes* So what now?
Edge: Well Bono hasn't called yet has he?
Ali: Nope. He's probably in Africa by now talking about God knows what!
Edge: What do you wanna do now?
Ali: Is that cotton candy!?
Edge: You know that stuff is sticky, right?
Ali: LOL Edge, that's what she said! You just have no idea how much I love cotton candy.
Edge: I'll buy you anything.
Ali: Let's go pull some pranks on Bono.
(Goes to Bono's house)
Ali: Ok I'll ring the doorbell and you stand on the roof and drop the water bucket on his head, k?
Edge: Ok, but how am I supposed to get on the roof?
Ali: Just use that ladder Bono always has out.
Edge: Why does he have that out?
Ali: He thinks he's a night in shining armor. He has a costume and everything! Whatever that's beside the point. Just climb it.
(Edge climbs the ladder and Ali rings the door bell)
Bono: Hello, hellooooo! *splash* WTH!? Who did that!?
Ali:
Bono: Dammit Edge and Ali! So, how was the sex?
Ali: We didn't do that. We came from an amusement park. And Edge bought me cotton candy. And he let me eat it instead. Unlike you who eats all of it!
Edge:
Bono: Well come on in. They're talking about Africa on National Geographic!
Edge: Oh boy.
(To Be Continued)

 

[girlwcrimsonnls]

ok...sorry but it's not getting any better for me, they are just way too out of character.

 

[ali26]

that is so childish for me.