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Old 08-21-2012, 03:39 PM   #661
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I don't know what you're referring to.
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Old 08-21-2012, 04:00 PM   #662
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They're going back in time? Holy fuck.
Maybe the people of 1014 will be impressed by the Jaguars.
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Old 08-21-2012, 04:54 PM   #663
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25 million dollars of unused cap space for the Jags. Enjoy that shit while you can, ownership.
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Old 08-22-2012, 06:38 PM   #664
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Somehow, the games will still be blacked out in Jacksonville.
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Old 08-22-2012, 06:46 PM   #665
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The Jets are a big mess. I am just tired of hearing about them, though it's only gonna get worse.

I do feel a bit for Sanchez, though he was hyped so much by Ryan when he first started that he was doomed. And with each *rare* completion, or 15 yard scramble by Tebow, the fans are going to get restless for Tebowmania.
I do feel sorry for the master of the 2 yard completion Mark Sanchez. I do think that he could have been a decent NFL starter, but he's been fucked with from day one by that half wit fat ass clown Rex Ryan, who has no businesses being anything higher than a good defensive coordinator ever again.

First it was the green, yellow and red signals from the sideline... then they just didn't let him throw, then they got rid of his entire offensive lime in the name of signing overpriced past their prime veteran douchebags, many of whom were "deep threat" wide receivers... and now they bring in an even worse backup quarterback, but one who has a following bigger than the Beatles... and the O line still stinks, their one "star" receiver drops more passes than jermichael finley, and is a cockbag to boot, and their answer is to put antonio cromartie at WR, who may or may not be Sanchez's biological father.

J E T S JETS JETS JETS
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Old 08-27-2012, 11:24 AM   #666
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Wow, Matt Flynn just got fucked over. At least he's getting paid, I guess.
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Meh... he got severely outplayed.
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Old 08-27-2012, 07:41 PM   #668
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In the preseason, and it really wasn't that severe (T.O holding onto the ball might have helped Flynn's cause a little). Derek Anderson played better than Newton the other night. Does that mean he's getting the nod, too?

But Pete's the head coach, and he knows what it takes to go 6 - 10.
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Old 08-28-2012, 04:10 PM   #669
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Until further notice, no glory hole for Dez Bryant:

Report: Cowboys impose new set of rules for Dez Bryant to live by - CBSSports.com

He'll be punching it out with his bodyguard at a nightclub sooner rather than later.
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Old 08-29-2012, 08:08 PM   #670
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The Bucs have absolutely horrendous depth. Their first string is contender quality, but if anyone gets hurt, they're fucked.

Or maybe our third string is remarkable. I know Cousins has been our MVP this preseason.
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The Bucs got massively overrated by their cakewalk schedule two years ago that handed them 10 wins. I'm still not sold on Freeman.
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Old 08-29-2012, 08:48 PM   #672
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Are we going to have another fantasy league this year? I am looking forward to defending my crown*

I made a name for another league I'm in: Sandusky Day Care

Too soon?

* actually came in 6th or 7th
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I made a name for another league I'm in: Sandusky Day Care

Too soon?
No, not too soon.

Just not very funny.
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I made a name for another league I'm in: Sandusky Day Care
Other suggestions: 1. Neverland Ranch, 2. A Place Where Children Get Raped
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Hey, Seven, your QB's a genius:

Ryan Tannehill doesn't know the NFL's divisions

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"I'm so lost on the whole divisions," Ryan Tannehill told his backup, Matt Moore, on Tuesday's episode of Hard Knocks. "I know our division and that's about it."
The Miami Dolphins rookie claimed ignorance of the team in NFL's eight divisions and two conferences, then proved it when he failed Moore's impromptu quiz.


Tannehill thought the Kansas City Chiefs were in the AFC East alongside his Dolphins. He had "no clue" who was in the NFC North, then guessed the New York Giants after some prompting.
"How do you not know this?" Moore asked with a laugh, while shooting a Jim Halpert-esque smirk to the camera. "It shocks me."


Tannehill explained in a talking head interview.
"I wasn't a huge pro fan growing up [in West Texas]," he said. "I wasn't loyal to any one team, so I don't really know the divisions, even conferences. I know most of the conferences, but some of those I really have no clue and hey dont makes sense. You have the AFC East and we're freaking at the bottom of the map and the directions don't make any sense the way the teams actually are."


Nor does it need to. All Tannehill needs to know is that he's supposed to beat the other team. It doesn't matter whether that team is from the north, south, east or west or whether it plays in the NFC South or the Patrick Division. A quarterback doesn't have to know anything else.
See you guys at the Megabowl! That's what happens when the league decides on the two best teams of the many conferences. You're gonna kill the NFC East champion Kansas City Chiefs!

 
He really does sound like a dumbass though, with regards to general communication.
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