MLB Hot Stove Edition

[DaveC]

So we can thus deduce that you are a Celtics fan.

You could also deduce that I don't give a rat's ass about NBA basketball.

 

[Hewson]

I like my deduction better.

So thats it, DaveC bleeds Celtic green.

 

[phanan]

Is it opening day yet?

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

In my heart, every day is opening day.

 

[phanan]

Every girl is opening day for you.

 

[DaveC]

snap

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

I actually don't get it. But I'll take it as a compliment.

 

[phanan]

Depends how you look at it.

 

[Dalton]

Every girl is opening day for you.

The one hopeful moment in an otherwise disappointing experience?

 

[randhail]

Julian Tavarez on signing with the Nationals:

"When you go to a club at 4 in the morning, and you're just waiting, waiting, a 600-pounder looks like J-Lo. And to me this is Jennifer Lopez right here. It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. So, Nationals: Jennifer Lopez to me."

http://voices.washingtonpost.com/na..._dont_cost_a_thin.html?wprss=nationalsjournal

 

[Dalton]

Please God, tell me that is his actual quote.

 

[DaveC]

EDIT: So I just made a hockey post in the baseball thread...in my defense, I'm surprised I can actually type properly right now...

 

[CTU2fan]

Julian Tavarez is awesome. Batshit crazy, but awesome.

David Wright showed his clutchness last night...

 

[DaveC]

David Wright showed his clutchness last night...

...for once.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

well that was a wicked googly

 

[Got Philk?]

Here's a little motivation to keep you excited for baseball season. It's coming soon!!! But...in the meantime, please check out this video...

YouTube - Korean Baseball Fight

 

[Hewson]

What the heck is up with that? ^

 

[Got Philk?]

I think it was some sort of staged exhibition baseball game. Not real. But...it still looks goofy.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

i'm heading to the first exhibition game at citi field against the red sox

provided i don't fuck things up between now and then that is

 

[Hewson]

provided i don't fuck things up between now and then that is

Fuck things up how? Tell Wilpon he's a douche?

 

[phanan]

I'd like to catch one of the games when the Mets come to town in May.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Fuck things up how? Tell Wilpon he's a douche?

as in piss someone off and/or let her realize how much of a douche i really am.


meanwhile..

oops.

 

[Hewson]

I heard about the Canseco/Schilling thing...ah ESPN, the worldwide leader in sports my ass.

So the baseball game is a date thing. Easy on the Guiness and you'll be fine. And don't make too many profane comments about your beloved Red Sox.

 

[Mr. BAW]

Out of Nowhere Department -

Saw Pete Rose hawking whatever he could at a Caeser's Palace Sport Shop in Las Vegas on Sunday...sitting just inside the entrance, all 280 lbs of him in a white, long-billed fisherman's hat, Hawaiian shirt, shorts and sandals...tabletop of pens and nothing to sign, no one in line....

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

I heard about the Canseco/Schilling thing...ah ESPN, the worldwide leader in sports my ass.

So the baseball game is a date thing. Easy on the Guiness and you'll be fine. And don't make too many profane comments about your beloved Red Sox.

yea, um... she's a red sox fan

go figure.

 

[phanan]

She's a winner already in my book.

Hey, could've been worse. Could've been a Yankees fan.

 

[Hewson]

yea, um... she's a red sox fan

go figure.

Ha. They say opposites attract.

 

[randhail]

yea, um... she's a red sox fan

go figure.

That's priceless.

 

[MrPryck2U]

Out of Nowhere Department -

Saw Pete Rose hawking whatever he could at a Caeser's Palace Sport Shop in Las Vegas on Sunday...sitting just inside the entrance, all 280 lbs of him in a white, long-billed fisherman's hat, Hawaiian shirt, shorts and sandals...tabletop of pens and nothing to sign, no one in line....

I wonder if Ray Fosse has had his last laugh yet?


Karma's a bitch for good ol' Charlie Hustle.

Any idea how much Pete was charging for his autograph?