The official prize list for the 2009 pool is now ready to be unveiled, the top 16 places will receive these corresponding fabulous prizes:
1. The Whole Enchilada (As is tradition)
2. "How to become a successful commercial star" by Peyton Manning (764 pages)
3. "Bono's complete guide to setlist variation", unabridged version (1 page)
4. $32,755.09 cash
5. Pocket lint from PF26's senior prom tuxedo
6. "How I Invented the Retractable Roof, Why T.O. is Purple and Other Answers to Life's Great Questions" by U2Kitten (433 pages, signed by author)
7. Diction lessons from Jerry Jones
8. $1.44
9. One loaf of marble rye bread (day old)
10. The complete first season of "Joanie Loves Chachi" on DVD
11. $56,988.35
12. Walk on role in upcoming film "Harold and Kumar Sit Around and Do Nothing"
13. Total enlightenment
14. 2 cans of Diet RC Cola
15. Slightly used prophylactic device (ribbed for her pleasure)
16. Guided tour of Canada's Northwest Territories (Michael Moore serves as tourguide)
