69th Annual Shuttlecock NFL Pick'em

[Hewson]

If you need the rules, look back for a thread from like 4 years ago and read up:

Week 1 Lineup:

Titans/STEELERS (THURSDAY!)
Dolphins/FALCONS
Chiefs/RAVENS
Eagles/PANTHERS
Broncos/BENGALS
Vikings/BROWNS
Jets/TEXANS
Jaguars/COLTS
Lions/SAINTS
Cowboys/BUCS
49ers/CARDINALS
Redskins/GIANTS
Rams/SEAHAWKS
Bears/PACKERS
Bills/PATRIOTS
Chargers/RAIDERS



NOTE: There is a THURSDAY night game, you must have your Thurs pick in by 8:30 Thurs or you forfeit all U2 tickets for the north american leg.

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

STEELERS
FALCONS
RAVENS
PANTHERS
Broncos
Vikings
Jets
COLTS
SAINTS
BUCS
49ers
GIANTS
SEAHAWKS
Bears
PATRIOTS
Chargers

I found these picks underneath the couch cushions.

 

[mikal]

i'm too lazy to read the rules from 4 years ago, lol.

i'm assuming that the team in CAPS means that's who you're picking to win?

edit: wait, or that means they're the home team? can you post the rules?

 

[Hewson]

Hewson's weak selections:

STEELERS
FALCONS
RAVENS
PANTHERS
Broncos
BROWNS
Jets
COLTS
SAINTS
BUCS
CARDINALS
GIANTS
SEAHAWKS
Bears
PATRIOTS
Chargers

Tiebreaker: Willow

 

[Hewson]

i'm too lazy to read the rules from 4 years ago, lol.

i'm assuming that the team in CAPS means that's who you're picking to win?

Never assume, cause when you assume, you make an ass out of u and Aaron Rodgers.

 

[mikal]

don't talk about Rodgers.

 

[mikal]

ok, i pick:

STEELERS
FALCONS
RAVENS
Eagles
BENGALS
BROWNS
TEXANS
COLTS
SAINTS
Cowboys
49ers
GIANTS
SEAHAWKS
PACKERS
PATRIOTS
Chargers

 

[phanan]

And since you just know someone will ask, here are last year's results:

Final season standings


1: LemonMelon: 165-90
T2: Doozer61: 164-91
T2: phanan: 164-91
4: speedracer: 162-77
5: The OOTS: 160-95
6: zumanity42: 159-90
7: randhail: 158-97
8: Got Philk?: 156-98
T9: screwloose2:153-102
T9: Zoney: 153-102
11: BoMac: 147-95
12: snowbunny00774: 146-106
13: Girlsaloudfan: 145-94
14: impy13: 142-82
15: Hewson: 135-120
16: Headache in a suitcase: 112-83
17: lauramullen: 106-47
18: WildHoneyAlways: 97-80
19: phillyfan26: 95-52
20: no spoken words: 90-56
21: DaveC: 76-45
22: KBRY: 69-50




Congrats to LemonMelon, though speedracer would have won easily had he not been busy banging Trixie in an Irish pub in week 1.

CUNextYear (less likely)

 

[Hewson]

And since you just know someone will ask, here are last year's results:

As in all past years, I detected an accounting error and declared myself the official winner and collected the $12,869.00 cash prize.

 

[No spoken words]

STEELERS (THURSDAY!)
FALCONS
RAVENS
Eagles
BENGALS
Vikings
TEXANS
COLTS
SAINTS
Cowboys
CARDINALS
GIANTS
SEAHAWKS
Bears
PATRIOTS
Chargers

Tiebreaker: Bed Bugs

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

well i gave up the commishernershiparooniesm of the fantasy league... i can't possibly not do this, too.

i'm in.

STEELERS (THURSDAY!)
FALCONS
RAVENS
Eagles
Broncos
Vikings
TEXANS
COLTS
Lions
BUCS
CARDINALS
GIANTS
Rams
PACKERS
PATRIOTS
Chargers

tie breaker: over/under on favre mentions durring kickoff thursday... 17


and you can have my tickets to friday september 25th u2 show at giants stadium. it'll be a bitchin' time! l'chiam!

 

[No spoken words]

l'chiam!

It's L'Chaim.

 

[impy13]

STEELERS
FALCONS
RAVENS
Eagles
Broncos
Vikings
TEXANS
COLTS
SAINTS
Cowboys
CARDINALS
GIANTS
SEAHAWKS
PACKERS
PATRIOTS
Go Chaaaaaaaaaagahs

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

It's L'Chaim.

i never claimed to be able to spell.

 

[LemonMelon]

STEELERS
FALCONS
RAVENS
Eagles
BENGALS
Vikings
TEXANS
COLTS
SAINTS
Cowboys
CARDINALS
GIANTS
SEAHAWKS
PACKERS
PATRIOTS
Chargers

 

[phanan]

STEELERS
FALCONS
RAVENS
Eagles
BENGALS
Vikings
TEXANS
COLTS
SAINTS
Cowboys
CARDINALS
GIANTS
SEAHAWKS
PACKERS
PATRIOTS
Chargers

 

[No spoken words]

i never claimed to be able to spell.

Fair enough.

 

[mikal]

well i gave up the commishernershiparooniesm of the fantasy league... i can't possibly not do this, too.

i'm in.

STEELERS (THURSDAY!)
FALCONS
RAVENS
Eagles
Broncos
Vikings
TEXANS
COLTS
Lions
BUCS
CARDINALS
GIANTS
Rams
PACKERS
PATRIOTS
Chargers

tie breaker: over/under on favre mentions durring kickoff thursday... 17


and you can have my tickets to friday september 25th u2 show at giants stadium. it'll be a bitchin' time! l'chiam!

or Mark Sanchez! wait.....the game isn't on ESPN....nevermind.

 

[Mrs. Garrison]

Titans
Dolphins
RAVENS
PANTHERS
BENGALS
Vikings
TEXANS
COLTS
SAINTS
Cowboys
49ers
GIANTS
SEAHAWKS
Bears
PATRIOTS
Chargers

 

[DaveC]

STEELERS
FALCONS
RAVENS
Eagles
BENGALS
Vikings
TEXANS
COLTS
SAINTS
BUCS
CARDINALS
GIANTS
SEAHAWKS
PACKERS
PATRIOTS
Chargers

 

[Bluer White]

STEELERS
FALCONS
RAVENS
Eagles
BENGALS
Vikings
TEXANS
COLTS
SAINTS
Cowboys
CARDINALS
GIANTS
SEAHAWKS
PACKERS
PATRIOTS
Chargers

 

[coolian2]

STEELERS
FALCONS
RAVENS
Eagles
Broncos
BROWNS
TEXANS
COLTS
SAINTS
Cowboys
CARDINALS
GIANTS
SEAHAWKS
PACKERS
PATRIOTS
Chargers


some positively retarded picks in there.

 

[speedracer]

STEELERS (THURSDAY!)
FALCONS
RAVENS
Eagles
BENGALS
Vikings
TEXANS
COLTS
SAINTS
Cowboys
CARDINALS
GIANTS
SEAHAWKS
PACKERS
PATRIOTS
Chargers

 

[Got Philk?]

If you need the rules, look back for a thread from like 4 years ago and read up:

Week 1 Lineup:

Titans (THURSDAY!)
Dolphins
RAVENS
PANTHERS
BENGALS (let the Orton era begin)
BROWNS
TEXANS
COLTS
SAINTS
Cowboys
CARDINALS
GIANTS
SEAHAWKS
Bears
PATRIOTS
Chargers

Love Phil

 

[Hewson]

Love Phil

You forgot to put a bunch of x's and o's.

 

[randhail]

STEELERS
FALCONS
RAVENS
Eagles
BENGALS
Vikings
TEXANS
COLTS
SAINTS
Cowboys
CARDINALS
GIANTS
SEAHAWKS
PACKERS
PATRIOTS
Chargers

 

[stammer476]

STEELERS (THURSDAY!)
Dolphins
RAVENS
Eagles
Broncos
Vikings
TEXANS
COLTS
SAINTS
Cowboys
49ers
GIANTS
SEAHAWKS
PACKERS
PATRIOTS
Chargers

 

[zoney!]

Week 1 Lineup:

STEELERS (THURSDAY!)
FALCONS
RAVENS
Eagles
Broncos
Vikings
Jets
COLTS
SAINTS
Cowboys
CARDINALS
GIANTS
SEAHAWKS
PACKERS
PATRIOTS
Chargers

 

[phillyfan26]

STEELERS
FALCONS
RAVENS
Eagles
Broncos
Vikings
TEXANS
COLTS
SAINTS
Cowboys
CARDINALS
GIANTS
SEAHAWKS
PACKERS
PATRIOTS
Chargers

 

[The OOTS]

Week #1

STEELERS (THURSDAY!)
FALCONS
RAVENS
Eagles
BENGALS
Vikings
TEXANS
COLTS
SAINTS
Cowboys
CARDINALS
GIANTS
SEAHAWKS
PACKERS
PATRIOTS
Chargers