2013 Interferon NFL Playoffs pool

[LuckyNumber7]

Cheers to everyone else with Vikings and Bengals at 1 and 2

 

[speedracer]

Standings after Wild Card round:

Imperor 37
LuckyNumber7 33
phanan 33
Bluer White 33
DRay9911 33
No Spoken Words 32
U2DMFan 31
Hewson 31
mobvok 30
LemonMelon 29
bono_212 29
speedracer 29
trojanchick99 26
Got Philk 24
GirlsAloudFan 17
Mike Shanahan $-15.75 million

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

Shit.

 

[phanan]

I thought Speedy was a numbers whiz.

 

[Hewson]

Why did he f something up?
(Too lazy to check)

 

[LemonMelon]

Shit.

Giving the Packers a point couldn't work two years in a row.

 

[speedracer]

I thought Speedy was a numbers whiz.

Eh, he just has problems telling birds apart (mixed up ATL and BAL).

phanan has 30 points and is hereby awarded a free bag of chips for pointing out the error. Provided he buys them himself.

Everything else is correct, unless it isn't.

 

[speedracer]

Standings after divisional round:

Hewson 67
LuckyNumber7 66
Imperor 65
U2DMFan 63
phanan 63
Bluer White 63
LemonMelon 61
bono_212 61
speedracer 61
trojanchick99 60
No Spoken Words 59
GirlsAloudFan 56
DRay9911 56
mobvok 55
Got Philk 39
Mike Shanahan $-15.75 million

 

[LuckyNumber7]

Awesome so here's my little story...

It was August and I was having some beers with some friends and we were all really drunk and we decided that it would be a good idea to make NFL predictions. Two of us independently made SF-Baltimore Superbowl picks. I chose SF as the winner, he chose Baltimore.

I didn't do the math in full but it looks like if I get that matchup here with SF winning, I win. How interesting...


Edit: Or scratch that I might need NE-SF.

 

[speedracer]

Here's who wins, as a function of the Super Bowl outcome:

Patriots - Falcons: Hewson
Patriots - 49ers: LuckyNumber7
Ravens - Falcons: Hewson
Ravens over 49ers: Hewson
49ers over Ravens: U2DMFan

The rest of you are free to soy fiesta with Rob Gronkowski.

 

[Hewson]

Congrats to 7 on winning the pool.

 

[speedracer]

Standings after conference championships:

LuckyNumber7 82
U2DMFan 81
Hewson 81
Imperor 78
trojanchick99 77
phanan 77
Bluer White 76
speedracer 75
LemonMelon 74
No Spoken Words 74
bono_212 74
GirlsAloudFan 73
mobvok 70
DRay9911 66
GotPhilk 51

Again, if Baltimore wins the Super Bowl, Hewson wins. If San Francisco wins the Super Bowl, U2DMFan wins. If the Super Bowl is for some reason cancelled, LuckyNumber 7 wins.

 

[LuckyNumber7]

It's okay, Beyonce will steal the show at halftime and I'll claim victory.

 

[U2DMfan]

Again, if Baltimore wins the Super Bowl, Hewson wins. If San Francisco wins the Super Bowl, U2DMFan wins.

Fitting for this Niner fan.

6th Super Bowl title is on the way.

Well, hopefully.

 

[speedracer]

If the Super Bowl is for some reason cancelled, LuckyNumber 7 wins.

If this actually happens...

 

[bono_212]

, almost, Speedracer...almost.

 

[LuckyNumber7]

I would cherish this pick'em victory for the rest of my life.

 

[Hewson]

Where the F is my prize Spritle's older brother?

 

[PhilsFan]

12. Ravens
11. 49ers
10. Patriots
9. Falcons
8. Seahawks
7. Packers
6. Texans
5. Broncos
4. Redskins
3. Vikings
2. Colts
1. Bengals

Tiebreaker: 65

 

[speedracer]

Where the F is my prize Spritle's older brother?

This being a smaller contest, we don't have funds for another enchilada. You'll have to be content with these.

 

[Hewson]

Mmmmm....taquitos...

 

[bono_212]

I'd almost rather those.