The Cyrus Awards

[Angela Harlem]

It's time to vote for the most annoying Cyrus. Personally, I can't pick. I found Achy Breaky Heart really irritating. I'm scared of Hannah Montanna, despite not knowing a thing about it/Miley Cyrus - I'm just sick of her being everywhere. And the brother? Oh boy. Let me count the ways Metro Station bug the shit out of me. That song epitomises everything I dislike in teenage music, and it makes me realise how old I'm getting.

 

[The Sad Punk]

Cyrus the Younger. Way to fuck up your Greek mercenaries, dude.

 

[intedomine]

Didn't know there was a brother. But with a name like Trace, Billy Ray must have used the same Fucked Up Baby's Names book used by Sarah Palin.

 

[LMP]

Trace at least comes from a regular name, while Trig comes from a math category. Jesus Christ, that'll be the only time you'll see me partially defending a Cyrus in my lifetime.

I'm convinced Billy Ray cut the mullet and it morphed into Miley, T2-style.

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

This thread breaks my heart. And none of the poll options are acceptable.

 

[Angela Harlem]

This thread breaks my heart. And none of the poll options are acceptable.

What's your preferred option? Miley is so shag-worthy this poll is now redundant? You do realise that, despite the hair, Billy Ray is a guy, right?

 

[BoMac]

What's your preferred option? Miley is so shag-worthy this poll is now redundant? You do realise that, despite the hair, Billy Ray is a guy, right?

I think his preferred option is: "I wish Miley was 18."

Or maybe that doesn't really matter?

 

[corianderstem]

I liked this one song I heard by Metro Station until I heard there was a Cyrus involved.

 

[Lila64]

BoMac FTW