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Old 01-30-2016, 05:53 AM   #421
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"Suddenly, Nafaryus has an epiphany…If Gabriel truly is The Savior as it has been said, then the miraculous healing power of his gift could be used to save the princess’ life!"

No.

No no.

Nooooooooooo.
This is such a fucking Mary Sue for LaBrie, no wonder he agreed to sing it.
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Old 01-30-2016, 05:54 AM   #424
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hey it's almost 6am but i cant even sleep reading all of these is too hilarious

 
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Old 01-30-2016, 05:55 AM   #426
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"He humbly pleads with Gabriel to sing. Sing until the heavens open up and the grace of God shines down upon his daughter and releases her from the clutches of death. But Gabriel cannot sing. The scream which he bellowed forth upon seeing his dead brother and the fallen princess, the scream which deafened Prince Daryus and alerted everyone in the region of this terrible nightmare they all were experiencing, had rendered his voice useless. He wanted to sing. He tried but was only capable of producing a few scratchy whispers."

Take a fucking ricola or something.
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Old 01-30-2016, 05:56 AM   #428
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Man, handclaps, bagpipes, rapping...they're really determined to throw everything including the kitchen sink in here, aren't they?
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HEY THERE'S A CHORUS TO SAVE GABE'S ARSE!

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Now they're erecting maypoles and shit
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Guyz, GUYZ, the saviour FOUND HIS VOICE and all together they rejoiced, GLORYUS SOUND!
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Man, handclaps, bagpipes, rapping...they're really determined to throw everything including the kitchen sink in here, aren't they?
i'm still holding out for a marimba, personally.
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"He humbly pleads with Gabriel to sing. Sing until the heavens open up and the grace of God shines down upon his daughter and releases her from the clutches of death. But Gabriel cannot sing. The scream which he bellowed forth upon seeing his dead brother and the fallen princess, the scream which deafened Prince Daryus and alerted everyone in the region of this terrible nightmare they all were experiencing, had rendered his voice useless. He wanted to sing. He tried but was only capable of producing a few scratchy whispers."

Take a fucking ricola or something.
I am seriously trying to contain my laughter at this response, since my mom's still sleeping.
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"As their singing voices grow louder and louder, it is discovered that they themselves are the true revolution."

Aren't we all!
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"The beautiful Princess Faythe does, as it happens, open her eyes and is freed from the chains of eternal sleep. At this moment, Gabriel finally knows why he has been given this remarkable gift and why he truly is The Chosen One…Gabriel The Astonishing."

...I can't believe I'm actually listening to this.
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