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Old 01-30-2016, 05:22 AM   #331
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BRACE YOURSELF MY BRUTHA!!!!

We've been braced since this shitfest began, guys.
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"And as for Bono, he needs a colostomy bag for his mouth."

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Old 01-30-2016, 05:22 AM   #332
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"As a symbolic gesture of peace, Faythe agrees to sing together along with Gabriel so that when her father hears the purity and innocence of love and unity in their combined voices..."
That's...still a bit creepy somehow.
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Old 01-30-2016, 05:23 AM   #333
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Have you listened to Ayreon?

He writes the most ASTONISHING overblown prog albums and gets different singers for each character. I'm not even joking. They're meant to be this who's who of prog and metal and they're the cheesiest things ever. Or were, until this album came along.
i did not know that was a thing.
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"An instrumental which recaps the musical themes used thus far. It is meant to reacquaint the listener with the music and set the mood for Act 2."

Oh, this is fucking rich.

Evidently, after 75 minutes of exposition onslaught, we had forgotten the rock solid tunes they had provided for us early on. Thanks for thinking of us, Dream Theater.
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Old 01-30-2016, 05:23 AM   #335
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Now John Petrucci is offering a guitar course thru string company Ernie Ball (string company) and you have to win competition (basically play riffs from this fucking album to win) to get the lesson. i cant stop laughing about this fucking garbage.
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Old 01-30-2016, 05:23 AM   #336
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"An instrumental which recaps the musical themes used thus far. It is meant to reacquaint the listener with the music and set the mood for Act 2."

Oh, this is fucking rich.

Evidently, after 75 minutes of exposition onslaught, we had forgotten the rock solid tunes they had provided for us early on. Thanks for thinking of us, Dream Theater.
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Old 01-30-2016, 05:24 AM   #337
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i did not know that was a thing.
I was vaguely impressed by it when I was 17 because his albums would have three or four of my favourite musicians together. Problem was that they were shit. And had terrible concepts. LIKE THIS ALBUM.

Could somebody, nefarious or otherwise, please knock off Gabriel?
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I was vaguely impressed by it when I was 17 because his albums would have three or four of my favourite musicians together. Problem was that they were shit. And had terrible concepts. LIKE THIS ALBUM.

Could somebody, nefarious or otherwise, please knock off Gabriel?
i hope nefarious knocks off everyone somewhere soon so we can just have hilariously bad disney villain songs for the remainder of the album.
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Now John Petrucci is offering a guitar course thru string company Ernie Ball (string company) and you have to win competition (basically play riffs from this fucking album to win) to get the lesson. i cant stop laughing about this fucking garbage.
THE PRlZE OF THE CENTURY.
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This betrayal thing takes minimum NINE SONGS.
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Old 01-30-2016, 05:25 AM   #341
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Moment of Betrayal has possibly the worst solos so far. That's an impressive feat.
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and i love the fact that i mentioned Ernie Ball being string company twice
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and we still have 12 songs left
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and i love the fact that i mentioned Ernie Ball being string company twice
trash strings too.
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Old 01-30-2016, 05:27 AM   #345
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i just noticed the "gotta have faythe" tag
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