The Count of Tuscany presents: the majestic Dream Theater thread

[IWasBored]

is that a violin?

 

[Axver]

i want to put NOMACS in the tags but i have no idea how to do tags. someone do it for me, i'm as old as moonlit_angel is.

One step ahead of you mate.

 

[Moonlit_Angel]

I like that you're not even listening to it.

You're probably doing the best out of all of us. I, for one, need yet another beer. LOOK WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO ME DREAM THEATER.

I am very lame and I freely acknowledge that fact .

Yes. I'm listening to good music over here and completely sober, so...go me, or something. LOL.

Seriously, though, this thread is hilariously entertaining.

 

[IWasBored]

On an album full of pointless tracks, Machine Chatter may just be the most pointless so far.

yes it did not live up to my expectations. these NOMACS are clearly not going to win.

 

[IWasBored]

One step ahead of you mate.

 

[Mack_Again]

yes it did not live up to my expectations. these NOMACS are clearly not going to win.

NOMACs are selling albums more than DT, though.

 

[Axver]

I swear this is a parody album. The Walking Shadow sounds like a piss-take of what was on Systematic Chaos or A Dramatic Turn of Events or really any of the other turds this once-decent band has released since 2005.

 

[IWasBored]

NOMACs are selling albums more than DT, though.

this is the only time where i've ever thought, oh thank god artists only make like 0.003 cents per track play on spotify.

 

[LemonMelon]

Rudess just took an enormous piss all over the album.

 

[Mack_Again]

this is the only time where i've ever thought, oh thank god artists only make like 0.003 cents per track play on spotify.

 

[Mack_Again]

lyrics in this album is cornier than most Dio songs. oh lord that's kinda hard to say

 

[IWasBored]

Wait did they kill lord nefarious?!?!?!?!!?!

whose father died? i can't tell which character is singing.

 

[Axver]

Rudess just took an enormous piss all over the album.

Rudess has taken an enormous piss over Dream Theater's career since 1999.

I can't believe people used to be all "lulz Derek Sherinian sucked".

 

[Axver]

Wait did they kill lord nefarious?!?!?!?!!?!

whose father died? i can't tell which character is singing.

Or has Gabriel's brother died?

HELP TRAVIS! YOU SEEM TO HAVE A HANDLE ON THE STORY.

 

[IWasBored]

crickets

 

[LemonMelon]

Oh my God this plot twist is the most inane yet.

"Gabriel unleashes a blood curdling scream straight from the darkest depths of the abyss at a level unsustainable to the human ear. Faythe is unaffected due to the protection of her earphones but Daryus is not so lucky. The scream shatters the prince’s eardrums causing irreversible nerve damage and rendering him hearing-less. He is now doomed to live inside of his own soundless prison with the rest of his lifetime left to lament in a barren wasteland of silence over his despicable actions."

No, that can't happen. That's not a thing.

Plus, THAT scream deafened a man?

 

[IWasBored]

oh it's the sad song after someone's death. FANTINE I WILL AVENGE THEEEEE wait what?

 

[Axver]

"Blinded by my arrogance"

What, the arrogance that made you think people would want to listen to 130 minutes of this?

 

[IWasBored]

Oh my God this plot twist is the most inane yet.

"Gabriel unleashes a blood curdling scream straight from the darkest depths of the abyss at a level unsustainable to the human ear. Faythe is unaffected due to the protection of her earphones but Daryus is not so lucky. The scream shatters the prince’s eardrums causing irreversible nerve damage and rendering him hearing-less. He is now doomed to live inside of his own soundless prison with the rest of his lifetime left to lament in a barren wasteland of silence over his despicable actions."

No, that can't happen. That's not a thing.

Plus, THAT scream deafened a man?

if he'd only spent that extra cash on the sennheisers.

 

[Axver]

Oh my God this plot twist is the most inane yet.

"Gabriel unleashes a blood curdling scream straight from the darkest depths of the abyss at a level unsustainable to the human ear. Faythe is unaffected due to the protection of her earphones but Daryus is not so lucky. The scream shatters the prince’s eardrums causing irreversible nerve damage and rendering him hearing-less. He is now doomed to live inside of his own soundless prison with the rest of his lifetime left to lament in a barren wasteland of silence over his despicable actions."

No, that can't happen. That's not a thing.

Plus, THAT scream deafened a man?

No.

No.

No way.

 

[Mack_Again]

"Blinded by my arrogance"

What, the arrogance that made you think people would want to listen to 130 minutes of this?

ironic self description is ironic

 

[IWasBored]

omg this losing faythe song.....in case we didn't get it the last 234 times you guys mentioned it.

 

[LemonMelon]

Wow this keyboard tone is garbage. It sounds like something the Doobie Brothers would have turned down in the 80s.

 

[LemonMelon]

This is such an electronic kit. It sounds like absolute crap.

 

[IWasBored]

we only have 5 more songs after this though!

 

[IWasBored]

how about instead of keeping her fire burning we just throw this into the mumford volcano?

 

[IWasBored]

no! stop it with the beginning again! NOMACS get your shit together and stop these people!

 

[LemonMelon]

"Suddenly, Nafaryus has an epiphany…If Gabriel truly is The Savior as it has been said, then the miraculous healing power of his gift could be used to save the princess’ life!"

No.

No no.

Nooooooooooo.

 

[IWasBored]

jesus christ this whispers on the wind thing reminds me of silverchair post-neon ballroom.

 

[Mack_Again]

"Suddenly, Nafaryus has an epiphany…If Gabriel truly is The Savior as it has been said, then the miraculous healing power of his gift could be used to save the princess’ life!"

it made no sense but i'll take it as is