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Old 09-06-2009, 03:30 PM   #556
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Leave my Pussy Alone.

Seriously, once this starts it won't end, and if it does end it won't end well.
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Happiness is a Hard John is probably one of the better tracks on The Whore Album.
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Do you guys like Please Squeeze Me? It kicks off so well with "I Saw Her Standing Bare."
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Norwegian Wood needs no changing.
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Cocky Raccoon?
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Golden Showers from Abbey Road is one of those songs that just demands attention.
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"Money (That's What I Want)" is one of the most upbeat songs ever written from the POV of Lance's Mom.

"I Don't Want to Soil the Panties" off Beatles For Sale is a good one too.
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"Tired After 909" is fairly self-confessional and a testament to her stamina.
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"She Came Right Through the Bathroom Window" is an interesting ode to a particular fetish.
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And so, it begins:

ONE DAY IN THE LIFE (OF A WHORE)

I tricked three jews tonight, no goys
the tip they left was under ten percent
and though the jews were rather small
well, I just couldn't laugh
one took a photograph
I blew his balls out in a crouch
He didn't notice that my knees were strained
A lot of of people paid to stare
They'd sprayed my face before
Nobody was really sure why they were in a house of whores

I made a film today, with toys
A trojan army had just run my sores
a cameraman just rolled away
he didn't want to look
but I just had to hook
I'm paid to turn you on

Called up, got on the bed
dragged a cock across my head
Found more johns downstairs to fill my cup
and looking up I noticed little Lance
Filled my throat and grabbed my ass
Made 'em cum in seconds flat
Found two more upstairs and had a poke
Started to choke and they went into a ream
Ahh!

I've got the blues today, no joy
Four thousand whores working in Florida
And though the whores sure love to ball
They have to pay them all
Now they know how many whores it takes to work Daytona Mall
I'm paid to turn you on...
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"Magical Mystery Whore" is a gem of a tune, no?
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Would it be fair to suggest starting a different, very specific thread for this?
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And so, it begins:

ONE DAY IN THE LIFE (OF A WHORE)

I just completely lost my shit.
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I just completely lost my shit.
Oh, yeah, I mean, I cracked up the whole time....just feel bad for peeps wanting to talk about the Remasters and all.

A Lance's Mom thread might be an act of kindness.
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