Shuttlecock XX - Laz Is All You Have Left

[elevated_u2_fan]

its got a beat and you can dance to it

 

[Diemen]

L.O.L.

So glad you could get that off your chest, redhill.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

L.O.L.

So glad you could get that off your chest, redhill.

Be careful - anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.

 

[nbelcik]

Be careful - anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.

Redhill's attorney:

 

[DaveC]

 

[nbelcik]

"I've argued in front of every judge in this state, often as a lawyer"

 

[Axver]

"I've argued in front of every judge in this state, often as a lawyer"

As of this moment redhill no longer exists. Say hello to Miguel Sanchez!

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

 

[lazarus]

 

[Hewson]

its got a beat and you can dance to it

I give it a 7.

 

[DaveC]

i guess this is the lawyer meme thread now?

 

[Kieran McConville]

"The Bob Loblaw Law Blog... you sir, are a mouthful!"

 

[coolian2]

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

 

[Diemen]

Guys, guys, guys... let's get back to the fundamental purpose of this thread, which is OBVIOUSLY to celebrate the return of the notorious sexual harasser, lazarus.

 

[DaveC]

 

[u2popmofo]

I still haven't purchased tickets to any of the shows on this tour...

 

[PhilsFan]

Nor have I. I spent $225 on my ticket to JT in Philly, I can't do that again.

 

[Diemen]

I just found out that U2 added a show in Omaha. Sweet!

So now I've got a ticket for Chicago for sale.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

 

[corianderstem]

Just the two San Jose shows for me. Glad they're a cheap flight away, at least. Was going to room with a friend, but I have multiple trips within a week's span, and I need space to myself to quietly freak out with my travel anxiety. Happy to find a nice little Air BnB place close to the arena. Will probably have to work the day of the second show, but whatever.

Thus endeth this episode of As The Cori Turns.

 

[Hewson]

Augmented reality at the e/i shows, we're getting skinny Bono, happy Larry, hirsute Edge and awkward Adam.

 

[LemonMelon]

They don't need to keep applying for Biggest Band in the World when they can just augment reality.

 

[Hewson]

They don't need to keep applying for Biggest Band in the World when they can just augment reality.

Someone needs to tell Bono that biggest band in the world is not judged by combined waistline.

 

[cobl04]

just play good songs ffs

 

[martha]

I'm not unexcited about the two shows I"m seeing.

 

[Axver]

I'm interested in the comment that they're going to play some rarities live for the first time.

I suspect hyperbole and they really just mean songs not played for a long time are coming back. The only album songs that haven't been played live are right fucking obscure. Do we really think they're going to do The Refugee, Playboy Mansion, Heartland, and Promenade? Those last two are fucking superb songs but U2's obsession with getting an overwhelming audience reaction means they'd go the way of Your Blue Room, probably quicker. I suppose Acrobat would hold some audience attention. But that song is Interference's favourite pipe dream.

 

[cobl04]

Where’s all this coming from?

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

If its coming from Bono I call bullshit

 

[U2inUtah]

Maybe they'll play rarities like Grace and Stand Up Comedy