Shuttlecock XIV: Bono the Vampire Slayer

[david]

The sound of The Joshua Tree is of four men spanking a baby. I've only had 4 hours of sleep.


Sent from my iPhone using U2 Interference

 

[Dalton]

Guess who will be in Chicago.

 

[LemonMelon]

There will be a mysterious population spike in Chicago a year from now.

 

[Dalton]

I may not have much, but what I have I give freely.

 

[Dalton]

Forgot about the ticket sale today. Just checked Stubhub and GA tickets are going for $220 minimum. Guess I'm missing this one.

Same here. Oops.

Haven't you kids graduated yet? Don't you have jobs?

Fucking millennials.

 

[Dalton]

Oh and ... "Hi guys! Good to see you both!"

 

[lazarus]

Guess who will be in Chicago.

Shouldn't you be standing at Standing Rock?

A disgrace to the tribe.

Spoiler

welcome back

 

[Dalton]

Shouldn't you be standing at Standing Rock?

A disgrace to the tribe.

Spoiler

welcome back

Didn't you see my facebook post about standing with those at standing rock?

Metaphorically, of course cause ... well, you know ... cold.

 

[PhilsFan]

Haven't you kids graduated yet? Don't you have jobs?

Fucking millennials.

Of course I have a job, I just have more debt than money because I'm 26 and this is the world now.

 

[LemonMelon]

I finish up my master's in May but I do, in fact, have a job.

 

[lazarus]

 

[david]

I got my education in the streets.


Sent from my iPhone using U2 Interference

 

[Dalton]

Of course I have a job, I just have more debt than money because I'm 26 and this is the world now.

Thank God for the Donald. M I RITE?

He's gonna grab this economy by the scruff of the neck and make it great again.

 

[No spoken words]

Thank God for the Donald. M I RITE?

He's gonna grab this economy by the scruff of the neck and make it great again.

You know what else he'd grab? Your wife.

Spoiler

That's my wife!!!

 

[No spoken words]

Of course I have a job, I just have more debt than money because I'm 26 and this is the world now.

Spoiler

Embiid.

 

[Dalton]

That's my wife!

Also how the hell are you?

 

[corianderstem]

Hey, I'm making my first trip to Philly in March for a friend's wedding. I look forward to experiencing SEPTA so I can finally participate in SEPTA jokes.

 

[Hewson]

Philly in March should be Magnificent, the insects are hibernating, so sign of The Fly.

Spoiler

right peef?

 

[PhilsFan]

Thank God for the Donald. M I RITE?

He's gonna grab this economy by the scruff of the neck and make it great again.

This reminds me, I need to get my car inspected.

Spoiler

Embiid.

[TWEET]819912627224772608[/TWEET]

Hey, I'm making my first trip to Philly in March for a friend's wedding. I look forward to experiencing SEPTA so I can finally participate in SEPTA jokes.

I am vacating Philadelphia for the first 10 days of March or so due to a business trip with a brief vacation in the middle, glad to hear my post on the Norristown line will be covered by someone.

Philly in March should be Magnificent, the insects are hibernating, so sign of The Fly.

Spoiler

right peef?

They'll play all the good songs now that I'm not going, don't you fret.

 

[No spoken words]

That's my wife!

Also how the hell are you?

I'm great, thanks for asking. Life is good. Yourself???

[TWEET]819912627224772608[/TWEET]

He's the best.

 

[corianderstem]

I am vacating Philadelphia for the first 10 days of March or so due to a business trip with a brief vacation in the middle, glad to hear my post on the Norristown line will be covered by someone.

You may not count on me; I will be there the weekend of the 24th.

 

[lazarus]

Somebody save Mercy, less than 30 minutes left!

http://www.u2interference.com/forum...-survivor-final-pool-round-20-a-220619-2.html

 

[lazarus]

Hey, I'm making my first trip to Philly in March for a friend's wedding. I look forward to experiencing SEPTA so I can finally participate in SEPTA jokes.

After Philly you might feel more like experiencing sepukku.

 

[DaveC]

 

[cobl04]

Somebody save Mercy, less than 30 minutes left!

http://www.u2interference.com/forum...-survivor-final-pool-round-20-a-220619-2.html

I stopped participating when all the mouth-breathers voted out all the good songs and left the shithouse ones.

 

[gump]

Somebody save Mercy, less than 30 minutes left!

http://www.u2interference.com/forum...-survivor-final-pool-round-20-a-220619-2.html

Here's what I didn't get and ended up not asking in that thread: are we talking about unreleased Mercy in all its glory, or about that abomination of the edited/live Mercy that they ended up playing?

 

[cobl04]

Whatever you want. Now, that truncated Mercy they ended up playing may have been a disgrace compared to the original - which I firmly believe to be the best U2 song since Please - it was still pretty special to hear live. I got to experience Mercy>Bad, which was fucking phenomenal. I will never forget that.

 

[No spoken words]

Here's what I didn't get and ended up not asking in that thread: are we talking about unreleased Mercy in all its glory, or about that abomination of the edited/live Mercy that they ended up playing?

Spoiler

YOU WANT TO KlLL ME, AND I WANT TO DIE

 

[gump]

Oh, I'm sure it didn't take away from anyone who was there. And I was glad to see them unearth it. But I'm not sure they could have fucked it up any worse.

 

[corianderstem]

But I'm not sure they could have fucked it up any worse.

They could have done a reggae version.