Is it ok to not like Radiohead?

[u2popmofo]

What does any of this have to do with Rush?

 

[phillyfan26]

Axver would use his own thigh as an anvil.

 

[LMP]

Axver's semen can form into a liquid human - like the guy from Terminator 2.

 

[bono_212]

What does any of this have to do with Rush?

Axver > Rush

 

[phillyfan26]

Axver thinks that Iron Man is gay.

 

[LMP]

He taught me how to make love to a woman, and how to scold a child.

 

[u2popmofo]

Axver > Rush

Now that's a Rush comparison thread I'd actually open.

 

[UberBeaver]

He taught me how to make love to a woman, and how to scold a child.

I think you got that backwa...oh no - I've said too much.

 

[phillyfan26]

Axver made love to Scumbo's wife and then punched him in the face. And Scumbo loved him for it!

 

[RedRocksU2]

Axver will put Rick Astley out of his misery.

 

[UberBeaver]

Axver made love to Scumbo's wife and then punched him in the face.

I think you got that backwards.

 

[bono_212]

Now that's a Rush comparison thread I'd actually open.

I think we have enough proof right here for such a thread.

 

[LMP]

One time I was with Axver in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Axver goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Axver! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'Axver' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!

 

[phillyfan26]

Did I ever tell you about the time Axver and I went horseback riding, but there weren't any horses around? Anyway, Axver throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Wyoming for three days. Well, wouldn't you know it, my stamina increased with each day, and I develop tremendous leg muscles. So anyway, Axver decides to enter me into the Breeder's Cup under the name Turkish Delight. And I'm running in second place, and I'm running, and I break my ankle. So anyway, they're about to shoot me. Then someone from the crowd yells out, "God bless him, don't shoot him, he's a human."

 

[u2popmofo]

Axver made love to Scumbo's wife and then punched him in the face. And Scumbo loved him for it!

 

[LMP]

His favorite movie is One on One with Robby Benson.

 

[BoMac]

 

[phillyfan26]

Axver still believes in Santa Claus, and he wants to put him in porno films.

 

[bono_212]

Axver still believes in Santa Claus, and he wants to put him in porno films.

ho. ho. ho.

 

[RedRocksU2]

Axver created the internet

 

[phillyfan26]

Axver framed Roger Rabbit.

 

[bono_212]

Please note, Ho = 1. ho
A word Santa Clause says three times when he sees your wife, mother and sister together in the same room.

 

[U2Fanatic4ever]

Axver created the internetz... fixd

much better.

 

[u2popmofo]

Is it ok to not like Axver?

 

[phillyfan26]

Axver gave a handjob to a manta ray.

 

[LMP]

Is it ok to not like Axver?

As okay as it is for him to actively dislike black people.

Let me say this again, black people.

 

[RedRocksU2]

much better.

Modification of other people's quotes, is grounds for banning, except if you are Axver.

Is it ok to not like Axver?

No sir.

 

[bono_212]

Is it ok to not like Axver?

Depends. Do you value your life?

 

[phillyfan26]

Axver wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

 

[RedRocksU2]

Depends. Do you value your life?

Amen sista.