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View Poll Results: Who is more?
Ernie aka Boner Vox 1 8.33%
The Bank of America Guy 3 25.00%
Yes 3 25.00%
They're both incredible. 5 41.67%
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Old 06-01-2009, 02:21 AM   #16
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Ernie has won. Case closed. This video did it. Consider it somewhat like that tape from The Ring:

Had Ernie's grandmother walked through the door at about the 4:25 mark, this would be the greatest video of all time.
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Old 06-01-2009, 03:09 AM   #17
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Doesn't his pronunciation seem a bit strange at times? Like the way he says "nails".

Perhaps he's Canadian scum, which of course would only make this like 100x better.

That With Or Without Cock video is totally FTW though.
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Old 06-01-2009, 08:16 AM   #18
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You know, I wouldn't be surprised if we found out that Ernie posts on this site.
i am ernie. that's how i knew about the wack off chair.
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Old 06-01-2009, 10:51 AM   #19
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i am ernie. that's how i knew about the wack off chair.
Impossible. You coach basketball. Ernie isn't allowed with 500 feet of schools.

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Had Ernie's grandmother walked through the door at about the 4:25 mark, this would be the greatest video of all time.
Granny don't!



I may have taken the creepiness to a whole new level with this.
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Old 06-01-2009, 11:16 AM   #20
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I love that birth canal-esque shape he makes with his hands at the end--it's like he's alive, he's being born, the place he started out from and he wants back inside (to smell like the top of an airborne birdie's head). That kind of thing.

I mean, I don't even have a vajayjay and I was feeling a little stirring down there, like he was peering into my hole soul.
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Old 06-01-2009, 11:22 AM   #21
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I'd agree with everything you said if you didn't misquote lyrics.

I'm surprised
Lance being born
He just arrived, out of this whore
To find which john he started out from
I'd have to search worldwide


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Old 06-01-2009, 11:28 AM   #22
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To be fair, Ernie would need a couple more hands to approximate the size of Lance's Mom's birth canal.
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So that's what Hands Across America was all about.



The way he stares into the camera is bone-chilling.
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Old 06-02-2009, 12:34 AM   #24
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Random iPhone update:

This Mexican restaurant with famous Mexican martinis has $5 Mexican Martini Mondays. They'll only serve you two because they are strong as fuck. I'm on my second. "With or Without Cock" just came on the speakers.

ERNIE ROLL'D. He has ruined the song for me.
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Old 06-02-2009, 02:01 PM   #25
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What happens when Ernie takes on an album's worst song?

HINT: It's sleeveless, and "this is comedy" pretty much says it all.

In fairness, this one sounds the most like the original, which probably reflects poorly on Shuttlecock themselves.

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You can really tell how fucking stupid those lyrics are when our man Ernie sings them.
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I think he needs an official SC name. Bonernie?
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Old 06-03-2009, 12:38 AM   #28
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Don't you think adding him to the Shuttlecock canon is giving him too much credit? If a cover band is an ENEMY OF ART, what does that make Ernie? Surely something much worse. The guy's awful. Just awful. But perhaps that means he has a nice niche in the canon after all...

The best thing about the "Stand Up Referee" video is the fact that I was deceived into thinking he was wielding a shirt with sleeves for a bit. He really didn't blow his cover until 0:39.
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I wonder what made Mini Hedge team up with Bonernie? Because on his own he's almost palatable.

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Bonernie does get points, however, for singing "haven't HEARD" better than Boner himself. That is, at least he doesn't sound like he just got hit in the nuts with a football.

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