Desert Island VII Master List, Part Four

[The Sad Punk]

Yeah, the highest I've ever had as far as beer goes is only about 15%, I think it was a Belgian amber ale. I'd try something with homebrew, but I can barely get to 5% with that shit.

 

[bono_212]

JESUS CHRIST. 35 pounds per bottle?

 

[The Sad Punk]

like you said, that's the best name i've ever seen for a beer. it just beats out sassy red.

Mm, Sassy Red. I think I'm gonna take a trip to the bottle-o before the footy starts tonight. Have you tried any Archipelago beers? They're starting to do the rounds here and the two I've tasted have been very nice.

 

[coolian2]

Mm, Sassy Red. I think I'm gonna take a trip to the bottle-o before the footy starts tonight. Have you tried any Archipelago beers? They're starting to do the rounds here and the two I've tasted have been very nice.

if it wasn't for the fact that i'm more or less abandoning drinking until i've got an income again i'd probably do the same. it'd go down great on a cold night like tonight.

i haven't seen any of those yet, i'll keep it bookmarked so i remember to keep an eye out.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

if it wasn't for the fact that i'm more or less abandoning drinking until i've got an income again i'd probably do the same. it'd go down great on a cold night like tonight.

i haven't seen any of those yet, i'll keep it bookmarked so i remember to keep an eye out.

get a job, lazy!

 

[the tourist]

JESUS CHRIST. 35 pounds per bottle?

That's a heavy fucking bottle.

 

[bono_212]

Khan, help me out with the rimshot here?



Edit: this will do for now http://instantrimshot.com/

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

you mean this one?

 

[bono_212]

Thank you.

 

[cobl04]

damn, gang i missed all the fun. fucking work

i had great drunk stories to tell too.

 

[The Sad Punk]

Wellsir, this thread ain't going anywhere else, so you may better put your anecdotes on the table.

 

[cobl04]

ok well my mate C invites me to B's place. and we're playing pool, smashing a few beers, y'know how it is. C spots a bottle of tequila on the bench. "let's go D, shot for shot," he says. i oblige. first mistake. i have about five shots in 20 or 30 minutes (this was before i turned 18, i've since developed a (slightly) better tolerance for alcohol). all of a sudden, the tequila hits me. i lost pool, and didn't pot a ball - you know the rules.

flash forward ten minutes, and i'm swinging on the clothesline, calling girls, acting like a fuckwit. and then i hear a dog bark next door. fight or flight? fight. "that's a wolf!" i declared, and put on B's bike helmet, tried to jump the next door neighbours fence to "fight the wolves".

then i crashed, was walked home. C later revealed he'd been having shots of apple juice, not tequila. i was too blind to notice.

they wouldn't have been laughing if it was a real wolf attack.

i don't drink tequila anymore.

not even of the lick/sip/suck variety.

/the end
/tonight's drinking.

 

[The Sad Punk]

Good yarn.

Tequila sucks. Mezcal's better.

 

[the tourist]

Mezcal's better.

Linda thinks soma is better.

 

[cobl04]

really glad i turned the computer on last night to post that.