Coldplay: Chris Martin And His Xylo Toes - Part 2

[elevated_u2_fan]

Hey, did you guyz no that Boner lookz like Robin Williams!?!?!?

 

[u2popmofo]

Does Robin Williams like Chris Martin? Has he said mean things about him?

 

[LemonMelon]

Who kills more African children when they clap, Robin Williams or Chris Martin?

 

[u2popmofo]

Who sits in a chair in the strangest manner, Mork from Ork or Chris Martin?

 

[LuckyNumber7]

Who's the fatter liar? That's the real question.

Bono wears diabetes platform shoes. He wins.

 

[Cactus Annie]

Bono doesn't have diabeties

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

ARE YOU SURE ??!!111?!?!?!??

 

[Cactus Annie]

Yes I am

 

[nielsgov]

Wasn't he wearing heels again?

He is really insecure about his height.

http://www.metrolyrics.com/2011-florence-welch-bono-taught-me-how-to-dance-in-high-heels-news.html

 

[cobl04]

Yes I am

Are you really the head of the Kwik-E Mart?

 

[Cactus Annie]

If I was do you really think I'd be this skint?

And what's that question got to do with whether or not Bono has diabetes?

 

[corianderstem]

It has nothing to do with Coldplay, so please stop talking about it.

 

[Cactus Annie]

What's got to do with Coldplay? What are we talking about again?

 

[BoMac]

I love you, Cactus Annie.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Its pronounced diabeetus by the way...

 

[Jive Turkey]

Who kills more African children when they clap, Robin Williams or Chris Martin?

Who sits in a chair in the strangest manner, Mork from Ork or Chris Martin?

You know how sometimes you'll be talking about something one day and then it will magically reappear the next day somewhere completely unrelated and it's one big weird coincidence? Well in 2 consecutive posts, you guys referenced 2 separate conversations I had with 2 different people. Right down to the way Mork sits in a chair.... freaky

 

[u2popmofo]

I'm glad someone liked / got that reference, as I was proud of it.

 

[cobl04]

I love you, Cactus Annie.

Get in line!

 

[U2Girl1978]

I really wish they would announce their US tour soon. I'm going to be so broke when Coldplay, Snow Patrol and Florence and the Machine go on tour in the US.

 

[prbiker15]

The U.K. stadium dates of the "Mylo Xyloto Tour" have been selling like crazy. 3rd date for London, 2nd date for Manchester. I want North American dates already!

Coldplay: Live

 

[cobl04]

Paradise has grown on me tremendously.

And can I stir the pot and say Mylo Xyloto > King of Limbs?

 

[Vlad n U 2]

And can I stir the pot and say Mylo Xyloto > King of Limbs?

You won't get out alive.

 

[cobl04]

I'll tomahawak-chop my way out.

 

[Dfit00]

Warning everybody, don't talk about Radiohead and Coldplay simultaneously, that only brings bloodshed and hostility.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Who dances sexier, Thom or Chris?

 

[PhilsFan]

I'll tomahawak-chop my way out.

I don't think you realize how much of a jackass adopting the Braves makes you.

 

[cobl04]

No, I really don't. But you do all realise that I bought it because of Outkast, right? Nothing to do with baseball.

 

[Dfit00]

Who dances sexier, Thom or Chris?

Probably Thom on the Lotus Flower video, apart from those dance moves on that specific video, Thom can't really dance.

Chris wins.

 

[LuckyNumber7]

No, I really don't. But you do all realise that I bought it because of Outkast, right? Nothing to do with baseball.

You sound like my cousin.


So... Radiohead will be in town in February. What are the chances that Coldplay decides to match them?

100%.

 

[PhilsFan]

No, I really don't. But you do all realise that I bought it because of Outkast, right? Nothing to do with baseball.

What's this Tomahawk Chop shit, then? God, the Braves are the worst.