Christmas Songs That Dont Suck

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I do have a Christmas song I love.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fh79619xxk8

Hello Dan
It's Joe here
I hope you're keeping well
It's the 21st of December
And now they're the last bells
If I get good behaviour
I'll be outta here by July
Won't you kiss my kids on Christmas Day
Please don't let them cry for me

I guess the brothers are driving down from Queensland
And Stella's flying in from the coast
They say it's gonna be 100 degrees, even more baby
But that won't stop the roast

Who's gonna make the gravy now
I bet it won't taste the same
Just add flour, salt, a little red wine, don't forget a dollop of tomato sauce for that sweetness and extra tang

And give my love to Angus
And to Frank and Dolly
Tell them all I'm sorry
I really screwed up this time
And look after Rita
I'll be thinking of her
Early Christmas morning
When I'm standing in line

I hear Mary's got a new boyfriend
I hope he can hold his own
Do you remember the last one, what his name again?
Just a little too much cologne

And Roger, you know I'm even gonna miss Roger
Cos there sure as hell ain't no one in here I wanna fight

And pray to baby Jesus
Have a Merry Christmas
I'm really gonna miss it
All the treasure and the trash
And later in the evening
I can just imagine
You put on Junior Murvin
And push those tables back
And you'll dance with Rita
I know you really like her
Just don't hold her too close brother oh please don't stab me in the back
I didn't mean to say that
It's just my mind it plays up
Multiples these matters
Turns imagination into fact
You know I love her badly
She's the one to save me
I'm gonna make some gravy
I'm gonna taste the fat
Tell her that I'm sorry
You know I love her badly
Tell em all I'm sorry
And kiss the sleepy children for me
Oh you know one of these days
I'll be making gravy
I'll be making plenty
I'm gonna pay em all back

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I'll have a blue Christmas, that's certain
I'll be so blue wearing a merkin
Cuz I know if I do, then my cock won't get in you
Oh I'll have a blue, blue Christmas....
 
I have a whole Christmas playlist this year. I kept meaning to bump this thread with it, but now you'll all have to wait until I get home!
 
FYI, Amazon has the second Sufjan Stevens' Christmas set as a Cyber "Monday" deal really early tomorrow morning (6am Mountain time).
 
I do have a Christmas song I love.

Paul Kelly - How To Make Gravy - YouTube

Hello Dan
It's Joe here
I hope you're keeping well
It's the 21st of December
And now they're the last bells
If I get good behaviour
I'll be outta here by July
Won't you kiss my kids on Christmas Day
Please don't let them cry for me

I guess the brothers are driving down from Queensland
And Stella's flying in from the coast
They say it's gonna be 100 degrees, even more baby
But that won't stop the roast

Who's gonna make the gravy now
I bet it won't taste the same
Just add flour, salt, a little red wine, don't forget a dollop of tomato sauce for that sweetness and extra tang

And give my love to Angus
And to Frank and Dolly
Tell them all I'm sorry
I really screwed up this time
And look after Rita
I'll be thinking of her
Early Christmas morning
When I'm standing in line

I hear Mary's got a new boyfriend
I hope he can hold his own
Do you remember the last one, what his name again?
Just a little too much cologne

And Roger, you know I'm even gonna miss Roger
Cos there sure as hell ain't no one in here I wanna fight

And pray to baby Jesus
Have a Merry Christmas
I'm really gonna miss it
All the treasure and the trash
And later in the evening
I can just imagine
You put on Junior Murvin
And push those tables back
And you'll dance with Rita
I know you really like her
Just don't hold her too close brother oh please don't stab me in the back
I didn't mean to say that
It's just my mind it plays up
Multiples these matters
Turns imagination into fact
You know I love her badly
She's the one to save me
I'm gonna make some gravy
I'm gonna taste the fat
Tell her that I'm sorry
You know I love her badly
Tell em all I'm sorry
And kiss the sleepy children for me
Oh you know one of these days
I'll be making gravy
I'll be making plenty
I'm gonna pay em all back

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Incidentally, I have obtained my own ugly Christmas sweater for my office holiday party. The Tiger striped sleeves were just too good to pass up.

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It was a good enough reason to bump this thread.

That sweater is amazing...I wonder if I could find a TCU one :hmm:. I want Brandon's pretty badly. If the (RED) Campaign sold them, I'd buy one in a heartbeat.

EDIT: Couldn't find a TCU one, but I would legit wear this Packers one even outside of Christmas time:

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Just fired up my first Christmas music of the year, the Los Campesinos! album from last year. I just downloaded the Bill Murray Christmas single, too.

Also, my office is having Ugly Christmas Sweater day on the 15th, so I just picked this up for the occasion. Will probably pair it with a green shirt and a red tie.

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I almost bought this.

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I've yet to listen to any Christmas music. Mid-70's temps here in TX are not giving me a very Decembery feeling.
 
Just fired up my first Christmas music of the year, the Los Campesinos! album from last year. I just downloaded the Bill Murray Christmas single, too.

Also, my office is having Ugly Christmas Sweater day on the 15th, so I just picked this up for the occasion. Will probably pair it with a green shirt and a red tie.

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But the tie will obscure Lord Vader!!!
 
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