Bon Jovi is similar to U2 and R.E.M.

[Zoots]

They made their best songs in the 90's:

Blaze Of Glory
Keep The Faith
Dry County
In These Arms
Bed Of Roses
I'll Sleep When I'm Dead
Someday I'll Be Saturday Night
Hey God
These Days
This Ain't A Love Song
Something For The Pain
Lie To Me
Midnight In Chelsea



80's Bon Jovi pales in comparison.

Discuss.

 

[Lancemc]

Sweet. Bon Jovi threads always bring the goods.

 

[UberBeaver]

Apparently you've never heard of a little something called Slippery When Wet? New Jersey? Hm?

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

this will only end in tears...

 

[UberBeaver]

this will only end in tears...

or in Zoot's bloods spread across my Bon Jovi loving fist.....wait. That doesn't sound right....but it is true...sooooo.........it seems I have reached an impasse here. I guess Bottom Line = STFU Zoots.

 

[redhotswami]

you fisted bon jovi?

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

thanks for that disturbing imagery right there...

 

[UberBeaver]

you fisted bon jovi?

Let's just say I'm a colt in your stable. I'm what Cain was to able. I never drew first, but I drew first blood. K? Bottom Line: STFU Unico.

 

[impy13]

You know who also did their best work in the 90s? The Space Jam soundtrack.

 

[redhotswami]

Let's just say I'm a colt in your stable. I'm what Cain was to able. I never drew first, but I drew first blood. K? Bottom Line: STFU Unico.

I don't think your daddy would approve. But you don't need your daddy telling you what you should do.

 

[Zoots]

Apparently you've never heard of a little something called Slippery When Wet? New Jersey? Hm?

80's Bon Jovi pales in comparison.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

didn't we say all that needed to be said in the other Bon Jovi thread?

 

[redhotswami]

el-Fail.
maybe you should just stick to your guns, zoots.

 

[UberBeaver]

didn't we say all that needed to be said in the other Bon Jovi thread?

The internets aren't big enough to contain everything that needs to be said about Bon Jovi, son.

 

[Zoots]

didn't we say all that needed to be said in the other Bon Jovi thread?

There can never be enough Bon Jovi threads in this part of the forum.

 

[BoMac]

didn't we say all that needed to be said in the other Bon Jovi thread?

Am I allowed to use my Bon Jovi joke in this thread, or are you going to bitch about it?

 

[redhotswami]

Am I allowed to use my Bon Jovi joke in this thread, or are you going to bitch about it?

I wanna read a Bon Jovi joke!!! Dooooooooo it.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Am I allowed to use my Bon Jovi joke in this thread, or are you going to bitch about it?

I would never stand in the way of a good Bon Jovi joke

 

[UberBeaver]

And one other thing: Blaze of Glory was JON Bon Jovi, not Bon Jovi. You think Tico Torres is gonna stand for some crap like the Young Guns II soundtrack? Please. This is the same Tico Torres that played drums on fucking LAY YOUR HANDS ON ME! Ain't no way he's gonna play stooge for no Keifer Sutherland career vehicle.

 

[BoMac]

I would never stand in the way of a good Bon Jovi joke

Really? Cause you made a comment about me recycling the joke in the other thread, and it hurt my feelings.

 

[UberBeaver]

Really? Cause you made a comment about me recycling the joke in the other thread, and it hurt my feelings.

Well, it is what he does - make comments about everyone and everything. They don't call him Mr. Snappy Answers for nothing, you know.

Hey, el-fa - you ever heard the proverb: Before you remove the speck from my eye, take the log from your own? Hm? You might want to think about that a little. I think Jesus said that. Yeah. That Jesus.

 

[BoMac]

I wanna read a Bon Jovi joke!!! Dooooooooo it.

Here, and just so I'm consistent in all Bon Jovi threads:


Bon Jovi is great band....for me to poop on!

Dailymotion - Triumph the insult comic dog - bon jovi - a Animals video

 

[Zoots]

Bon Jovi is just like U2 and R.E.M., guys.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Really? Cause you made a comment about me recycling the joke in the other thread, and it hurt my feelings.

I was simply commending you for your dedication to recycling...

 

[BoMac]

Bon Jovi is just like U2 and R.E.M., guys.

You're stating it as musical FACT, when in fact it's just your OPINION.

 

[Zoots]

Haven't you learned anything on this board, BoMac? Sheesh!

 

[redhotswami]

Damn Bomac, couldn't find it on youtube? I had to click on it and open up a new window and shit. It's Monday, I don't got no EFFORT, MAAAAAAAAAANNNNN!

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Hey, el-fa - you ever heard the proverb: Before you remove the speck from my eye, take the log from your own? Hm? You might want to think about that a little. I think Jesus said that. Yeah. That Jesus.

well if THAT Jesus said it...

Bon Jovi is just like U2 and R.E.M., guys.

if when you say "just like" you actually mean "worse" then, yes, I agree with you

 

[BoMac]

Haven't you learned anything on this board, BoMac? Sheesh!