51st Annual Grammy Nominations/Awards

[phillyfan26]

I've got a giant banana for her right here.

Or she could go with pfan if she's more in the market for a plantain.

She'd only be in the market for you if she was into bananitos.

 

[corianderstem]

I don't know who that is

Singer-songwriter from the 90s who had a minor college radio hit with a song by the same name.

I couldn't find the actual video on YouTube, just another version of her song.

YouTube - Jill Sobule - I Kissed A Girl (1995)

 

[lazarus]

So much for Let Me Roll It.

He looks and sounds better than Jagger, at least.

 

[impy13]

She'd only be in the market for you if she was into bananitos.

What with these new rashes, it's more like a thicker asparagus.

Damn you, Lance's Mom.

 

[LemonMelon]

She'd only be in the market for you if she was into bananitos.

Or a tropical fruit-flavored skittle.

 

[impy13]

Taste the rainbow, Katy!

 

[lazarus]

I knew there was a reason I liked Let Me Roll It so much:

Let Me Roll It - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

It was apparently done as a parody/homage to Lennon's solo style.

Figures.

 

[namkcuR]

Singer-songwriter from the 90s who had a minor college radio hit with a song by the same name.

I couldn't find the actual video on YouTube, just another version of her song.

YouTube - Jill Sobule - I Kissed A Girl (1995)

Am I off the mark for thinking "poor man's Lisa Loeb" while I watched that?

 

[corianderstem]

I don't know any other Jill Sobule's songs, but my guess is that wouldn't be off the mark!

 

[phillyfan26]

Why am I still awake? Fuck my sleeping habits.

 

[corianderstem]

How the hell is Kid Rock nominated for multiple Grammys?

 

[LemonMelon]

How the hell is Kid Rock nominated for multiple Grammys?

How the hell does Kid Rock have a career?

 

[impy13]

How the hell is Kid Rock nominated for multiple Grammys?

Because the voters are SMOKIN' FUNNY THINGS.

 

[phillyfan26]

Because the voters are SMOKIN' FUNNY THINGS.

As well as trying different things.

 

[lazarus]

I feel like everyone sitting there was embarrassed to watch Mayer collect that award over the people he was nominated against. Jack Black was about as close to sarcastic in announcing his name as humanly possible.

 

[impy13]

Rhyming "things" with "things."

So choice.

 

[namkcuR]

I have to say, during the entirety of the Mylie Cyrus/Taylor Swift thing, I was thinking, 'Swift is far more talented'. I mean, it's not necessarily that Mylie has a bad voice, it's just that she doesn't have any versatility or technique in her use of her voice. She yells everything she sings. She doesn't strike me as having any range of intensity/emotion/volume in her singing. Taylor Swift seems like she could be capable of some real artistry, especially as she gets older and more experienced. Just an observation.

 

[phillyfan26]

Rhyming "things" with "things."

So choice.

You highly recommend it?

That and his great memory despite lacking the Internet are my two favorite lyrics in the song.

 

[impy13]

Taylor Swift seems like she could be capable of some real artistry, especially as she gets older and more experienced.

Somewhere, GAF just had an aneurysm.

 

[corianderstem]

Can I just say Adele is gorgeous?

Great.

Adele is gorgeous.

 

[lazarus]

She'll be capable of some other stuff as she gets older...

 

[namkcuR]

I swear, it's a bunch of nymphomaniacs we have here.

And some of you are old enough to be these girls' father.

I feel like I need a shower.

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

Taylor is a good friend of mine and our nation's greatest living songstress. I'd appreciate it if you guys would kindly refrain from making raunchy innuendo about her personal affairs.

 

[lazarus]

I'll show her the true meaning of "swift".

That didn't sound right.

 

[phillyfan26]

I swear, it's a bunch of nymphomaniacs we have here.

And some of you are old enough to be these girls' father.

I feel like I need a shower.

 

[phillyfan26]

I'll show her the true meaning of "swift".

That didn't sound right.

Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven.

 

[impy13]

Business hours are over, baby.

 

[phillyfan26]

If I ever have a girlfriend, I am getting her a shirt that says "Team Building Exercise '99."

 

[lazarus]

Alright, the Grammys just weren't deserving of something that cool.

I wish the kids had been able to yell "Yay!" more than once.

And although Colin's slithering bass was missing, it was cool having the horns do his park. Ed should at least have been there on backing vocals or something.

Sweet stuff, and Gwyneth!! Associated with a band that's worthy of her for once.

 

[namkcuR]

Dave Grohl should drum more often. Few people go crazy behind a drum set the way Dave does.