2011 Grammy Awards Viewing Thread

[lazarus]

If a joke is made in poor taste and no one gets it, is it really offensive?

Ponder that Zen mystery.

 

[Canadiens1131]

4 songs:


Wake Up
Neighborhood #1 (Tunnels)
Sprawl II (Mountains Beyond Mountains)
Intervention

 

[gvox]

Are you talking about Russell Brand? He's not a bad-looking guy at all.

Actually I've seen one or two pics of him - notably, clean shaven - where he looks like a reasonably handsome fellow, as far as fellows go in their reasonable handsomeness of which the ladies amongst us would be far better judges...but that has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that he remains a hideously grotesque being.

 

[Canadiens1131]

If a joke is made in poor taste and no one gets it, is it really offensive?

Ponder that Zen mystery.

When does a pentagon have 4 sides?

 

[corianderstem]

Someone asked me what my favorite Arcade Fire song was today, and I couldn't decide.

In the grand scheme of things, it's not such a bad problem to have.

 

[deep]

I'm a Ce Lo song

 

[corianderstem]

When does a pentagon have 4 sides?

I'm guessing the answer is 9/11 related. If yes, then I'm proud of myself for getting it.

If no, then I'm a horrible human being.

 

[Canadiens1131]

I'm guessing the answer is 9/11 related. If yes, then I'm proud of myself for getting it.

If no, then I'm a horrible human being.

When it intersects a plane.


















Geometry humour

 

[corianderstem]

I'm a Ce Lo song

You're Otherwise Known As?

 

[corianderstem]

Geometry humour

Nerd!

 

[gvox]

When does a pentagon have 4 sides?

I think I got that.

I think.

If so

 

[deep]

You're Otherwise Known As?

I just wanted to post that picture
because I know how much you like gwyneth

i never say Forget You!

 

[gvox]

I'm a Ce Lo song

Oh, do tell..

 

[corianderstem]

I don't even really dislike Gwyneth. I was just annoyed that she was there. Like Cee Lo and his muppets needed a sidekick?

 

[lazarus]

I'm guessing the answer is 9/11 related. If yes, then I'm proud of myself for getting it.

If no, then I'm a horrible human being.

You just gave me the biggest laugh I've had today.




I was going to follow that with a pic of some super-serious 9/11 tattoo, but then I found this:

 

[corianderstem]

You just gave me the biggest laugh I've had today.

Wow, and I wasn't even trying!

And you know, when I read the answer and it included the word "plane," I struggled to figure out how it tied into 9/11.

And there is no way that tattoo can be real.

If it is, I don't even want to know.

 

[lazarus]

Sorry, Cori. Your reign only lasted a few minutes, unfortunately.

I just made myself laugh even harder, sounding like Ricky Gervais when he loses his shit on his radio show.

A friend of mine who was supposed to ship some old high school video projects out to me just posted on Facebook that he would take care of it when he got back to Chicago, as he's "in Mexico for a few days".

I told him to "stick a few extra vicodin in the balloon for me" if he got a chance.

 

[corianderstem]

Ricky Gervais' laugh alone can get me laughing, even if what he's laughing at isn't that funny.

 

[Lancemc]

 

[lazarus]

Too soon on that one as well, huh?

 

[corianderstem]

Are you tsking Ricky Gervais, 9/11 jokes, or drug balloons up your ass?

 

[lazarus]

It could have just been a general sweeping tsk.


Lance is a regular Tskin' Raider.

 

[Lancemc]

When Laz pats himself on the back publicly, I expect stronger material.

 

[corianderstem]

Ha!

 

[Lancemc]

Lance is a regular Tskin' Raider.

Alright, this is good.

 

[lazarus]

VlCTORY!!

 

[Canadiens1131]

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(utinni!)

 

[lazarus]

I don't care what galaxy you're from, that's GOTTA hurt!

 

[Jive Turkey]

Whoops.

I'm not a Lady Antebellum song, either.

That's because you're an Alan Parsons Project song!

 

[corianderstem]

Ha!

I can read your mind AND cheat you blind, JT.

I think the last time Alan Parsons Project came up in the Random Music thread, laz brought up the video for Don't Answer Me.

So of course now that song is in my head.