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Old 11-28-2005, 12:46 AM   #1
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Warning: Before you listen to U2, you should know the consequences...

http://www.corruptchristianity.com/u2/

I don't know if anyone's posted this before. I was cracking up - but it's actually incredibly scary, the more you look at it. They're not joking.
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Old 11-28-2005, 12:56 AM   #2
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Religious nuts are all sorts of fucked up.
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Old 11-28-2005, 01:29 AM   #3
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That's not surprising. U2's music has been known to lead to dancing, which leads to premarital sex, which leads to ETERNAL DAMNATION.
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Old 11-28-2005, 01:32 AM   #4
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That's not surprising. U2's music has been known to lead to dancing, which leads to premarital sex, which leads to ETERNAL DAMNATION.
You mean 'eternal darnation'.
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Old 11-28-2005, 02:34 AM   #5
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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SHIT ... god they're messed up, what a bunch of complete fuckwits ... i hope they read this
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Old 11-28-2005, 03:18 AM   #6
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In their lists of "ungodly" things about U2, they mentioned that one of Larry's favourite beverages is Fruit Juice.

They sure know how to twist words though, most of their quotes were obviously, and I would think they are even to non-fans, jokes. Silly people. They need something better to do with themselves I think.


And since when was singing about depression, or having sympathy for sufferers of depression a sin?
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Old 11-28-2005, 03:38 AM   #7
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This is sooo funny!
I didnt believe it....

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Old 11-28-2005, 06:41 AM   #8
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That's not surprising. U2's music has been known to lead to dancing, which leads to premarital sex, which leads to ETERNAL DAMNATION.
How come you always get it right??

Why,you little!!!
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Old 11-28-2005, 08:16 AM   #9
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U2's music is dark sided stuff
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Old 11-28-2005, 09:11 AM   #10
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I once had a very religious friend that I made a U2 mixtape for. The first song was "The Three Sunrises". After the first five words...

Spirit of the rising sun

...she turned the tape off. I asked her why, and she angrily said, "There is no spirit of the sun...there is only the spirit of the Lord".

So much for that tape!
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Old 11-28-2005, 09:32 AM   #11
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That's not surprising. U2's music has been known to lead to dancing, which leads to premarital sex, which leads to ETERNAL DAMNATION.
Yes, but what a way to go!
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Old 11-28-2005, 09:51 AM   #12
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I was looking over the site and they have plently to say about all other sorts of artists:

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Coldplay has been embraced as inoffensive, when in fact this is the furthest from the truth. In live performance the lead singer Chris Martin, who also plays piano, is seen gyrating on stage in a manner reminiscent of Jimi Hendrix. This Jimi Hendrix style of instrument playing is actually a vulgar display of simulated sex on stage. One writer even called Martin's display "sexual showmanship."
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R.E.M Lead singer Michael Stipe is an admitted bisexual, and it is rumored that he is infected with AIDS. Their music is vain, and has no purpose. They even have song titles like 'Loosing My Religion'
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The Police was a band in the 80's headed by Charles Sumner of Sting. Sting has been into very strange things including Yoga, and eastern mysticism.
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Old 11-28-2005, 09:54 AM   #13
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Oh and:

When the plagues fell upon Egypt due to the hardness of man's heart, God didn't expect Moses or the children of Israel to send their money to aid in their horrible crisis of lice, fly and frog infestation, "water pollution" problems, or "sudden death syndrome" that fell upon Egypt's firstborn. God waited patiently for man to wake up to the reality of the sinful doings that brought them on. But the sinners remained in their sin. No money in the world would have bailed them out of their misery - only repentance!
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R.E.M Lead singer Michael Stipe is an admitted bisexual, and it is rumored that he is infected with AIDS. Their music is vain, and has no purpose. They even have song titles like 'Loosing My Religion'
Shit, they can't even spell "LOSING" right. Why should I take them seriously?
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I once had a very religious friend that I made a U2 mixtape for. The first song was "The Three Sunrises". After the first five words...

Spirit of the rising sun

...she turned the tape off. I asked her why, and she angrily said, "There is no spirit of the sun...there is only the spirit of the Lord".

So much for that tape!

Wow. That is utterly amazing.

And not in a good way.
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