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Old 11-18-2004, 07:20 AM   #1
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A Bono for all denominations

If Bono was Catholic, the Pope would beautify him and make him a saint. Imagine that: Saint Bono, patron of rock bands

If Bono was Eastern Orthodox, they'd make an icon (image) of him and kiss his image like Orthodox christians do to their icons. I bet he'll be a popular icon amongst female devotees??

If Bono was a flamin Pentecostal, he'd be...gasp... a mirrorball man. I have a vision....Bonovision.

If Bono was Amish, he'd make button up shirts dangerously sinful.

If Bono was a Jehovah's Witness, you'd want him to knock on your door.

If Bono was a Mormon, he would make cycling hip and cool as his shades

If Bono was a Charismatic, he'd paint himself black and make sweet gospel music....Ahmazin Grraice Bruther Mullen

If Bono was old school Anglican, he'd be the Archbishop in the Diocese of cool

If Bono...I'm running out of denominations...
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Old 11-18-2004, 08:42 AM   #3
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If Bono was Baptist..... "going down with Bono" would have a COMPLETELY different meaning.

(Baptist believe in the full submersion of a body under water (baptism) in order for a sinner to be born again.)
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Old 11-18-2004, 05:14 PM   #5
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If Bono was Baptist..... "going down with Bono" would have a COMPLETELY different meaning.

(Baptist believe in the full submersion of a body under water (baptism) in order for a sinner to be born again.)
I think I actually blushed while reading that!
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Old 11-18-2004, 06:56 PM   #6
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If Bono was Presbyterian, he'd be....the Edge.
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Old 11-18-2004, 07:41 PM   #7
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I think I actually blushed while reading that!
That's OK - I blushed when I thought of it!!
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Lol, this is great!
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Old 11-20-2004, 01:37 PM   #10
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Bono would not be allowed in a monastery because:

1: he likes cigars
2: has a weakness for belly dancers
3: extroverts don't like enclsed spaces
4: he'd make the monks learn power riffs and chords
5: the wine cellar would be empty when Bono comes along
6: no such thing as peaceful and quiet contemplation
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5: the wine cellar would be empty when Bono comes along
6: no such thing as peaceful and quiet contemplation

Ah, yes...that's my boy....
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Old 11-22-2004, 07:07 PM   #12
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If Bono was a saint, these would be the most highly sought after holy relics when he passes (not for a looooooong time) away to the big concert stadium in the sky.

1: His shades - Bonovision
2: His hair - Baldness is not hereditary in his family, plenty of Bono-holiness to go around
3: His shoes - take these shoes, they're going my way
4: His guitars, an entreprenuering relic salesman would sell each guitar string then dismantle the guitar and sell parts of it - blasphemy!!
5: His stetson hats (I wants one)
6: A used cigar, I imagine plenty of hoaxes abounding as plenty used cigars go up for sale on ebay
7: A used beer bottle by Bono - same as above.
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Old 11-29-2004, 06:38 PM   #13
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Thanks for the anti-gravity, it brings the anti-matter where it matters most.
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Old 12-03-2004, 07:18 AM   #14
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10 things you 'll hear if Bono becomes a priest

1.
"I'm sorry to inform you that we won't be having communion this morning, the wine, mysteriously, I repeat MYSTERIOUSLY disappeared. Let us contemplate this matter at the nearest place to acquire wine - the clarence hotel"

2.
"THats not incense I smell dear..................its cigar smoke........from the confessional"

3.
"Hi, I'm Father MacPhisto, what sins have you got for me today"

3.
"I acquired these horns in the ministry"

4.
"Today we will sing the Hymn no. 456 from our Hymn Books: Discotheque"

5.
"Turn it up high, captain"

I can't think of 10...to be continued.
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Old 12-03-2004, 09:33 AM   #15
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Ahh, Father MacPhisto... Well, this thread is certainly very amusing. I wish I was creative enough to add on to it. Oh well.
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