It's Official: We have no respect for APPLES.

[PhilsFan]

Uncool.

 

[PhilsFan]

It's just a gentleman's grape lunch in the park, nothing weird.

 

[redhotswami]

False. I ate an apple from a stranger's hand at Wegman's.
That's how much I love the honey crisp.

And I'd totally do it again.

 

[Sicy]

Pink Lady®

 

[RedRocksU2]

 

[blueeyedgirl]

So much Chris Martin hate.

 

[UberBeaver]

This is a bold statement you're making pfan. Are you sure you really want to go there? Granted, I like plums more than apples. But I like green apples more than red apples. And I like Red Apples more than I like kiwi and mango. Does that make me racist? Maybe, maybe not. I'm not really sure. But what I do know is that I have as much respect for apples as I do for some breeds of dogs, chewing gum (but not bubble gum, fuck that bullshit) and most women, so coming in here and telling me I don't respect apples, I kinda take offense to that.

 

[PhilsFan]

I'm just worried that there's ... you know, poison ivy.

 

[mad1]

I like apples mixed with big carrots.

 

[Bonoa]

I'm allergic to apples, but not to apple juice and apple pie!

 

[redhotswami]

And I like Red Apples more than I like kiwi and mango. Does that make me racist? Maybe, maybe not.

Junglefruit fever



Red Delicious are bullshit because neither of those adjectives are accurate. I fucking hate those.

 

[zoney!]

I am an ass, man.

I like a nice pear, but I am not really a chest man.

 

[beegee]

I have an apple tattoo.

 

[nielsgov]

Bananas are better than apples.

 

[cobl04]

what about nashi

 

[PhilsFan]

Just two identical twins laying on a blanket together.

 

[theedgeu2]

Now who wawnts apple pie?

 

[nielsgov]

YouTube - The Annoying Orange

 

[PhilsFan]

Horseplay. Always.

 

[PhilsFan]

Somebody get this guy off the bike.

 

[PhilsFan]

This apple might be too suggestive.