It's Official#These Pretzels...

[elevated_u2_fan]

...are making me thirsty.

discuss...

 

[waynetravis]

Try not to choke

 

[phillyfan26]

Seinfeld covered this well.

You're behind the times, man.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

You guys are trying to kill Independent George...

 

[phillyfan26]

A George divided against itself cannot stand, after all.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

gold, jerry... gold

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

You're supposed to take me out to a nice restaurant... Like Mendy's!

 

[redhotswami]

these pretzels are making me...thirsty

 

[U2isthebest]

Mmm pretzels.

With melted cheese mmmm....

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Get OUT!

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

So then you asked yourselves, "Isn't there something more to life?"

 

[partygirl43]

Its pretzel day?


I love pretzel day.

 

[Sicy]

This has sooo been done before.

Where's Bonochick.

 

[phillyfan26]

I started a thread called "Random Seinfeld Quotes Thread."

This is a total rip-off. Elfa, your lawyers will be hearing from me. My attorney is Jackie Chiles. I demand a lifetime supply of free soft pretzels (preferably from Auntie Anne's or Philly Soft Pretzel Factory) for this outrageous abomination of the law.

 

[Lila64]

These pretzels are MAKING me thirsty!

Oh, and would you like some scalding hot coffee to go with them?

 

[RavenBlue]

These pretzels are making me... choke

Gah!

*cough* *cough*

 

[U2isthebest]

Bono

This did not just happen.

 

[pepokiss]

BUSTED!!!

 

[Mr. Green Eyes]

Brains

And "No soup for you!"

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

I started a thread called "Random Seinfeld Quotes Thread."

This is a total rip-off. Elfa, your lawyers will be hearing from me. My attorney is Jackie Chiles. I demand a lifetime supply of free soft pretzels (preferably from Auntie Anne's or Philly Soft Pretzel Factory) for this outrageous abomination of the law.

That's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!

 

[Bonochick]

Do you know anything about this pretzel guy???? Maybe he's been in the bar a really long time, and he's really depressed because he has no job and no woman and he's parking cars for a living!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[No spoken words]

Shut your traps and stop kicking the seats! We're trying to watch the movie! And if I have to tell you again, we're gonna take it outside and I'm gonna show you what it's like! You understand me? Now, shut your mouths or I'll shut'em for ya, and if you think I'm kidding, just try me. Try me. Because I would LOVE it!

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

George likes his chicken spicy.

 

[Bonochick]

I'm disturbed!

I'm depressed!

I'm inadequate!

I GOT IT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Who doesn't want to wear the ribbon??? WHO?

 

[Bonochick]

This is America! I don't have to wear anything I don't wanna wear!

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

I guess we are just going to have to teach you to wear the ribbon!

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

you're all winners!!!

i just threw away a life time of guilt free sex and floor seats for every sporting event at madison square garden.

so please... a little respect. for i am costanza... lord of the idiots

 

[Bonochick]

Suddenly, a new contender has emerged...

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Oh he's Lou Filerman. He's new here. Hey your coffee stain looks like Fidel Castro.