LMP
Blue Crack Supplier
I just got DirecTV installed in my room yesterday and the blue light circle in the middle reminds me of HAL from 2001. Sure it's not red... or black... or talks... but it sure as hell reminds me of him.
It's fun as hell pretending to talk to it though:
Me: HAL, turn on the porn channels.
DirecTV Box: I'm afraid I can't do that, LMP.
Me: Dammit, DirecTV Box, why won't you record Darkman for me?
DirecTV Box: LMP, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.
It's fun as hell pretending to talk to it though:
Me: HAL, turn on the porn channels.
DirecTV Box: I'm afraid I can't do that, LMP.
Me: Dammit, DirecTV Box, why won't you record Darkman for me?
DirecTV Box: LMP, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.