It's official: My 10,000th post is looming

[No spoken words]

That's right, I'm on the brink of 10,000.

Not bad work for like 2 years on the site.

What do you think I should do with my 10,000th post?

Write a Haiku?

Say something nice to SpaceMoon?

Tell Randhail, Phannan and Hewson how much I hate Boston sports teams (I'll be rooting against the Celtics tomorrow night)?

Bash Uberbeaver?

Start a thread about the new U2 album and how it might have trance influences?

Praise Battlestar Galactica?

Tell Republicans to fuck off?

Utter a sports cliche?

Review a movie in under 3 sentences?

TALK in a way THAT might lead other people to get ANNOYED with me?

I just don't know.

So, come one, come all.....your advice is needed.

 

[UberBeaver]

How about you Go Away?

This poster needs to leave the game while he's on top.

This poster needs to go out on top.

This poster needs some late inning relief and will not becoming back to post.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Clearly you need to combine several of these into one fucking awesome post.

Bash UberBeaver by calling him a Boston sports team loving Republican that needs to fuck off. In haiku form. In A wAy ThAt WiLl Be ReAlLy aNnOyInG bY tHe SeCoNd lInE.

 

[LemonMelon]

I'm making The Greatest ** Cartoon Of All Time™ with my 10,000th post.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

I saw that before you edited.


....and I just realized it's still glaring in the original post

 

[LemonMelon]

I saw that before you edited.


....and I just realized it's still glaring in the original post

What is "that"?

But NSW...

 

[RedRocksU2]

How about you Go Away?

I think there's your answer.





....or post it in PLEBA.

 

[phillyfan26]

I have a plan for my 10,000th post, but I have the strong feeling I'm going to forget it's coming and waste it in a post in EYKIW telling some new guy something blatantly obvious that everyone knows already.

 

[LMP]

Praising Battlestar Galactica, the single-most important show in human history, may be the right way to go.

I don't know.

 

[UberBeaver]

Praising Battlestar Galactica, the single-most important show in human history, may be the right way to go.

FYI - this thread may have surpassed The Best Thread Ever and teh Worst Thread Ever. Both suck.

 

[snowbunny00774]

I just think that 9999 beside his name looks so pretty he should try and keep it there

 

[UberBeaver]

So you also think he should just go away, right? Nice.

 

[phillyfan26]

This poster needs to think about his future with this program.

This poster needs to consider his options before making sudden decisions.

 

[elevation2u]

this thread is amusing

 

[Carek1230]

 

[UberBeaver]

 

[UberBeaver]

GFY.


That's for making me waste my fucking time in this thread. Useless piece of shit.

 

[No spoken words]

You tried to have it locked up. You're a phailure of biblical porportions. I hope the mods find a way to somehow lock you up, for realz. Have fun in prison!!!

Knock it off.

 

[zonelistener]

What did I miss, guys?

 

[VintagePunk]

So fucking disappointing.

 

[No spoken words]

You missed me disappointing VP. Again.

 

[VintagePunk]

Much ado about nothing.

 

[verte76]

Uh, I won't get into this. Back to ancestor stuff.

 

[No spoken words]

Uh, I won't get into this. Back to ancestor stuff.

Brilliant.

 

[gman]

To anyone approaching this landmark, maybe you should post all of yer previous 9 999 posts. I think that would be nice to celebrate

 

[redhotswami]

glad i missed it

 

[No spoken words]

Uh, I won't get into this. Back to ancestor stuff.

 

[redhotswami]

so 8475 of your posts should be taken back, because they were just you quoting someone else. you don't fool me. i know what your true post count is.

 

[redhotswami]

fuck! wrong thread.

 

[No spoken words]

Well, of those 8,475, 6307 were me quoting something ridiculous that Snow said, 2,117 were me quoting Beav quoting something ridiculous that Snow said, and the remaining 51 were me quoting myself.