It's Official # In Case of Fire...

[DrTeeth]

All my trousers are in the laundry at the moment, so if a fire breaks out, I have to run on to the street in either my sweatpants or my knickers (and considering that I'm not living in rural Arkansas, I prefer the latter).

 

[neutral]

Sweatpants are the pants of the devil so I'd suggest the knickers, if fire does break out

 

[INSTCUWSUMVC]

If fire breaks out I would suggest cutting a hole in the bottom of a barrel and wearing that very classy yet casual.

 

[zonelistener]

just cover yourself with a dryer sheet!

 

[MsPurrl]

just cover yourself with a dryer sheet!