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Old 10-15-2007, 03:03 PM   #1
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It's Official:Elfa-Slut or Just Extremely Affectionate?

I say slut.


What about you?
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Old 10-15-2007, 03:17 PM   #2
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Slut. No doubt. That's why he always has those faint traces of black marker on his forehead, surrounded by red spots where he tried to scrub to hard. Disgraceful.


off topic: What's Yaconelli's take on New Jesus?
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Old 10-15-2007, 03:25 PM   #3
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Slut. No doubt. That's why he always has those faint traces of black marker on his forehead, surrounded by red spots where he tried to scrub to hard. Disgraceful.


off topic: What's Yaconelli's take on New Jesus?
Yaconelli was killed in a car accident in 2003.

But, what is New Jesus?



Elfa's knees always have rug burn too...
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That sucks about Yaconelli. Sorry.

NJ is what gets me through life. It's my new religion. It rocks.

Plus, you ever notice how elfa's lipstick and mascara are always messed up? Ugh. You know why he hasn't posted here? Yep. He's sluttin it up behind the gas station again. My friend just sent me a pix message. It's painful to look out, but I can't not look at it at the same time.
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That sucks about Yaconelli. Sorry.

NJ is what gets me through life. It's my new religion. It rocks.

Plus, you ever notice how elfa's lipstick and mascara are always messed up? Ugh. You know why he hasn't posted here? Yep. He's sluttin it up behind the gas station again. My friend just sent me a pix message. It's painful to look out, but I can't not look at it at the same time.

He's a transvestite too?

So, THAT'S how he knows Danny Bonaduce.






You should PM me more about New Jesus.
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Old 10-15-2007, 03:43 PM   #6
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He's not a transvestite, just a slut. It's probably a self esteem issue. It happens.


There's really nothing to PM - it's a way of life. Next lives, new translations of the bible, stuff like that. Kind of Zen meets asshole. Plus - I don't want to make Carlos angry.
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elfa is a ho fo sho. is it too late to add a poll?
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elfa is a ho fo sho. is it too late to add a poll?

I don't know.




I'm not a big fan of polls...too much of a margin of error.
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He's not a transvestite, just a slut. It's probably a self esteem issue. It happens.


There's really nothing to PM - it's a way of life. Next lives, new translations of the bible, stuff like that. Kind of Zen meets asshole. Plus - I don't want to make Carlos angry.

It does. I caught him looking in the mirror the other day. He asked me if his jeans made his ass look big.



I told him he'll always be one sexy mofo in my eyes.







New Jesus sounds intriguing!
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NJ all the way! check out my comments on myspace and you'll find his profile.
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I'd like to think I'm extremely affectionate...

Trust Beav to turn a thread about me into NJ.
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I'd like to think I'm extremely affectionate...


I'd like to think that that too, but....you're a slut.



It's ok.....it just adds to your debonair and charm.
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Old 10-15-2007, 05:49 PM   #13
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I am proud.
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so are you his son or...i can't remember the family line. and aren't i pimpin you and bono 212 or something?
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I'd like to think I'm extremely affectionate...

Trust Beav to turn a thread about me into NJ.

He wants to save you from your whorish ways. Don't you get it?
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I'd like to think I'm extremely affectionate...

Trust Beav to turn a thread about me into NJ.

NJ hung out with whores too! See? NJ = The Way = The Light! Even sluts like you are welcome, Whoreboy! YAY!



Just cause he's a whore doesn't mean he needs saving, April. Is it not written, "It is easier for a man to go down on a camel than to reach my Father's kingdom"? Or was it "It is easier for a camel to walk through the eye of a needle than to reach my Father's Kingdom"? Meh, what's the difference? Camels = Heaven. Elfa = Camel Slut. Elfa = New Heaven. We'll save a seat for you, buddy!
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so are you his son or...i can't remember the family line
I'm the father.

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and aren't i pimpin you and bono 212 or something?
If you say so.
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I'm the father.



If you say so.
Mia has a shite memory. She's pimping you and me...
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Mia has a shite memory. She's pimping you and me...
Even better.
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Even better.


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