IT'S OFFICIAL # advise me

[zonelistener]

So, I was having this conversation last night with Smokey Bear. Let me tell you, it is not easy having a conversation with a bear wearing low-rise jeans and no shirt, little alone one who regularly wears a rangers hat with his name on it. But that is hardly important here.

THIS is IMPORTANT stuff. He told me "Only YOU can prevent forest fires."

I was like "what the fuck? Really? ME?"

He ended with that statement and walked away.

This is weighing on me pretty heavy. This is one heckuva responsibility. I am not sure if I am ready for this...but if I am the only one, I should go and do it, right?

 

[Sicy]

Boy I'm on a roll tonite

 

[snowbunny00774]

Re: Boy I'm on a roll tonite

 

[BAW]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

 

[redkat]

 

[Lila64]

Re: Boy I'm on a roll tonite

OMG!!!

That Cosmopolitan man!

Sicy FTW!!!

 

[BAW]

I should print this and frame it for Doozer

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Re: Boy I'm on a roll tonite

Beav... I had no idea...

 

[redhotswami]

woooooow

 

[UberBeaver]

Oh boy. lol.

 

[Galeongirl]

MY EYES

 

[No spoken words]

I just saw this. I don't deserve this. I don't.

I'm going to vomit now.

 

[Sicy]

This is my payback to the UYMFA gang

 

[UberBeaver]

But I'm the nice one in the gang!

 

[No spoken words]

But I'm the nice one in the gang!

That's the funniest thing you've ever said on this site, and you've said a lot of amusing things.

 

[No spoken words]

This is my payback to the UYMFA gang

Whatever we did, whatever we're going to do in the future, none of it warranted this kind of punishment. Good lord, Sicy.

 

[Sicy]

Do you want to be next?

 

[redhotswami]

I've got some photos of him if you need them

 

[Sicy]

Sweet!! I'll keep that in mind

 

[No spoken words]

Do you want to be next?

Soooo, I'll just shut up now.

 

[WildHoneyAlways]

i can think of some bears i'd like to see shirtless

some bears have an open pants policy, you know.

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

Good gawd Beav's a sexy beast....

 

[No spoken words]

Good gawd Beav's a sexy beast....

If only I had photoshop.

 

[phillyfan26]

Reason #481 to not post my picture.

 

[LemonMelon]

I've got some photos of him if you need them

Oh, fuck. That photo thread is a deathtrap.

 

[Doozer61]

I should print this and frame it for Doozer

WHY?????? Do you really hate me?????? Huh?????

 

[zonelistener]

I bet I can help

Do you want to be next?

 

[snowbunny00774]

do it

 

[blueeyedgirl]

That's a shitload of fur. And then there's the rug....

 

[Carek1230]

This is, like, the best thread EVAH!