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Old 06-12-2009, 09:03 AM   #1
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IO: We'd better get to the tower, Lieutenant.

We have no tower, sir.


No tower?



Just a bridge, sir.



Why the HELL aren't I notified about these things?
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Old 06-12-2009, 09:15 AM   #2
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Dr. Stone, would you give the court your impression of Mr. Striker?


I'm sorry, I don't do impressions... my training is in psychiatry.
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Old 06-12-2009, 09:54 AM   #3
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Over Macho Grande?


No. I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande.
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Old 06-12-2009, 10:03 AM   #4
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Quick, you must get everybody into the lounge.


But we don't have a lounge...


That's not important right now.
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Old 06-12-2009, 10:46 AM   #5
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Don't worry about the Viatex account, we have a buy or sell option; we can't get hurt in either case. Just keep on top of their legal people, Bob.


Will do.


And Bob, feed the cats.


Will do.
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Old 06-12-2009, 11:10 AM   #6
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Do you swear on the Constitution of the United States to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God?


Ain't no thing.


Would you describe, in your own words, what happened that night?


Check it, bleed. Bro... was ON! Didn't trip. But the folks was freakin', Man. Hey, and the pilots were laid to the bone, Homes.


So Blood hammered out and jammed jet ship. Tightened that bad sucker inside the runway like a mother. Shiiit.
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Old 06-12-2009, 12:47 PM   #7
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And how about the time we hopped in the family car and drove all the way to Woodstock?


Oh, that was a time. You got hold of that bad acid and didn't come down for two weeks, you kept telling everyone that you were Jesus Christ and then you jumped off a roof 'cause you thought you could fly!


What a bummer.


No shit.
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Old 06-12-2009, 02:39 PM   #8
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Old 06-12-2009, 03:07 PM   #9
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Dad never slaps me around at home, must be his coffee...


No, I've been serving him decafe. Maybe he's just an asshole.
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I want to know absolutely everything that's happened up till now.

Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it.
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Old 06-12-2009, 03:30 PM   #11
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Where is the passenger processing lounge for the lunar shuttle?


Concourse lounge C, fourth level.


Thank you.


Next?


How long is my parking permit good for?


Two hours.


Thank you.


Yes, next?


What's the fastest animal on Earth?


The cheetah. Next?


Should I fake my orgasms?


Yes.


Thank you.


Next?
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Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet your captain, Captain Oveur.
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The cockpit? What is it?
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