IO: The Family!!!!

[kafrun]

I'm gonna mix you up some nice kool-aid right now That will make it alllllll better *stirs*

 

[RedRocksU2]

i'll mix up yo face!

 

[RedRocksU2]

 

[kafrun]

Nah, I say we mix up the tunes instead.

I love this song!

 

[RedRocksU2]

is it LWTSH?

 

[kafrun]

you mean LWTSH

That's my favorite sonnnnngggg!

 

[RedRocksU2]

that's what I said....

 

[kafrun]

 

[Zoots]

hay guyz wut is going on in dis topix??!!

 

[RedRocksU2]

Kaffy is making cool eid

 

[kafrun]

it comes from a box, Zootles

 

[U2isthebest]

BD is making me uncomfortable. That intense subliminal therapy U2itb put me through to prevent me from cheating must actually be working.

That's the goal. Now, lick my boots and be my bitch.

 

[Zoots]

 

[U2isthebest]

That was my aim and intent, young man.

*puts on the come-do-me boots and struts around*

You are his aunt! This family is disgusting.

 

[U2isthebest]

Well, that was interesting indeed...

After taking one look at me, they threw me out. HOWEVER, I started bawling and complaining, sarcastically explaining how I could write a book entitled "How To Become A Bigger Success Than Me In 30 Minutes" that would be a hit with the homeless population downtown. Strangely enough, they thought it was a good idea, so I now have a book deal with Pendant Publishing.

We can finally food before the expiration date now.

 

[U2isthebest]

he pisses on the couch and gets an endless supply of vodka. i ask for a double and get sent outside without pants???

Don't complain. I'm sure one of your gentleman clients will walk by and see you. You'll be able to buy your own vodka after about 30 minutes.

 

[U2isthebest]

Hey, I would have given you the whole bottle if U2itb weren't around.

I got locked in the bathroom and passed out from all that tequila.

Don't go towards the light!!!!!!!!!!

 

[U2isthebest]

I'm still around even though Brittany's gone!

Keeping my eye on you two lads to keep you in check and report back to her

*whips out notepad*

Right, there's only one thing you'd whip out and it would be used to seduce these impressionable young men.

 

[U2isthebest]

Nixon - Now THAT was a president. If Nixon were alive today, me and him'd be sittin on that there couch, drinking vodka, listening to Winger, plotting the invasion of a small Southeastern Asian country. You can't do that with W. Hell nah. WHERE'S MY LIMES? Bring me some of them wings, son. They sure look tasty.

I am not a crook!

 

[U2isthebest]

you can have these boots if you want, they're killing me...

Your aunt is turning you into a tranny...I can't bear it. I need to sit down.

 

[redhotswami]

Don't complain. I'm sure one of your gentleman clients will walk by and see you. You'll be able to buy your own vodka after about 30 minutes.

you want some?

 

[U2isthebest]

phew... that was a hard fought victory...

well fought my feathered friend, well fought.

Did you make a lot of money for Mama in that glorious cockfight? I taught you well.

 

[kafrun]

you want some?

Can I have some?

 

[U2isthebest]

some kool-aid?

wtf?

Oh you're back? That was one heck of a long church service, Reverend.

 

[U2isthebest]

it comes from a box, Zootles

It's my long-lost brother, Zootles!! How is post-prison life treating you?

 

[U2isthebest]

you want some?

No, I don't want anything bought with money made from selling your body to the night...Rooooooooooxxxxxxxaaaaaaannnnnnnneeee

 

[U2isthebest]

Nevermind.

 

[RedRocksU2]

lick my boots and be my bitch.

 

[LemonMelon]

We can finally food before the expiration date now.

Most of our suffering is over. There is more to come, but it has lessened a bit. Maybe.

 

[U2isthebest]

Not YOU, Reverend. Down, boy.