IO: Sarcasm Classes

[phillyfan26]

For those of you on the board who are sarcastically challenged, this course is for you!

It's PF26's Sarcasm 101! Has anyone ever told you in a thread that "you missed the point" or "your sarcasm meter must not be working?"

Well, then this is for you!

Start by PMing PF26 or e-mailing him in order to find out how you can join these important classes!

These can benefit you on the Internet in oh so many ways! Let's go, team!

 

[No spoken words]

You're an idiot.

 

[redhotswami]

oh man i'm so-ooo glad you started this! i've been hoping for such a thread to help me with my inability to stay afloat in the sarcastic pool.

 

[No spoken words]

I can't sleep at night.

I toss and turn.

Listening for the telephone.

 

[redhotswami]

i fucking love this song!

But whenI get your call I'm all choked up

 

[No spoken words]

Well, naturally you are, because you can't believe I called your home.

 

[phillyfan26]

You're an idiot.

Catchphrases: Lowest common denominator.

See his pug-nosed face!
Pug! Pug!
Pug! Pug!

 

[No spoken words]

I wonder who the first non-UYMFA gang member to post in here will be.

 

[redhotswami]

Well, as a matter of fact, it blows my mind that you would even talk to me

 

[phillyfan26]

I hope it's Bayou.

 

[Sicy]

I wonder who the first non-UYMFA gang member to post in here will be.

 

[phillyfan26]

It's your own creation: the title of our gang.

 

[No spoken words]

Well, at least we have a winner...albeit an angry one.



You DID coin the term.

 

[Angela Harlem]

Dammit, Sicy. I wanted to win something a bit more glamourous than a meat tray from the local Lions Club raffle.

 

[Lancemc]

Ummm,

 

[No spoken words]

Dammit, Sicy. I wanted to win something a bit more glamourous than a meat tray from the local Lions Club raffle.

You've something more valuable than diamonds or gold....you've won my respect.

 

[UberBeaver]

I'd like a lesson. How do I say "GFY" in sarcasm?

 

[Angela Harlem]

You've something more valuable than diamonds or gold....you've won my respect.

 

[UberBeaver]

He was being sarcastic.

 

[No spoken words]

He was being sarcastic.

GFY, without the sarcasm.

 

[phillyfan26]

this is sarcastic

I'd like a lesson. How do I say "GFY" in sarcasm?

That's like asking how to say "burrito" in Spanish.

GFY is the opposite of sarcasm.

 

[UberBeaver]

That's like asking how to say "burrito" in Spanish.

GFY is the opposite of sarcasm.

"Burrito" is the opposite of Spanish? Huh? Is this school accredited? I don't think you know what you're talking about.

 

[phillyfan26]

It's actually not at all like asking how to say "burrito" in Spanish. That was sarcastic.

You have much to learn.

 

[UberBeaver]

Ooooohh...interesting. Good one. I totally didn't see that coming. Good thing I speak Spanish, eh?

 

[phillyfan26]

Yes, Spanish is helpful in sarcasm. Sometimes. Don't over do it.

To learn more, contact me about payment through PM or e-mail.

 

[Angela Harlem]

He was being sarcastic.

Shut your noisehole.

 

[No spoken words]

Shut your noisehole.

For once. Yes. STFU.

 

[UberBeaver]

You two are being sarcastic, right? lol. Good ones.

 

[Angela Harlem]

Are we? ARE WE????

 

[No spoken words]

Are we? ARE WE????

Are we? ARE WE????

Are we? ARE WE????

Are we? ARE WE????