IO: Santa Didn't Come For Christmas

[Moser]

It's 1 AM. I'm shitting bricks right now. I'm about eat these mother effin oatmeal chocolate chip cookies and chug down a pina colada.

Fuck you jolly old fat man.

 

[LemonMelon]

Santa blessed me with the opportunity to be that douchebag at the airport with a Kindle, the guy who laughs at everyone that paid way too much for a book to read on the plane. 30 literary classics and I haven't spent a dime.

 

[Galeongirl]

Perhaps you gotta try harder.