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Old 10-01-2010, 11:18 PM   #1
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IO: owl movie 2010 (Ga HOO!le)

I never know what to expect to see on my television anymore, except a large quantity of Gordon Ramsay. The issue has been complicated since Billy Mays' death, to the extent that I am now unclear about what even the advertisements have in store.

So I was watching something related to Gordon Ramsay the other day, and there was something wrong with my television. At least, that's how I have consoled myself in the proceeding days. At first, everything was cool. The show came to a stop and went to commercial. That's the status 60% of the time. But then...I dunno, there was all this shit flying across my screen that looked a lot like...



...owls. Why the owls were flying with such expedience is beyond me, even after hours of lost sleep pondering the event. They were proclaimed...guardians. But they were owls. I don't understand what the owls were guarding or why they were appointed to such a high position, but apparently long ago in a parallel universe far away, owls were chosen to save our asses. Our government has never looked more competent.

So I tried to discover more about this movie. I ran a search for it, and I came across this while doing so:



That's right. There are many individuals besides me that are so perplexed by the fact that a movie about owls exists that this mere fact is its #1 defining characteristic.

And then there were toys at Burger King geared towards those who find Dr. Seuss provides them with a sense of normalcy. So of course I bought a kid's meal:



Whether or not I visit the theater to learn more about this fascinating turn of events remains to be seen, but it likely will not remain there long, so I need to make a quick decision on the matter.

I pretty much only made this thread because NSW had to move for fear of the Guardians and I assumed that reliving the event would be healthy for him.
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Old 10-01-2010, 11:30 PM   #2
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You forgot to mention that the sole purpose of that toy is for it to break into tiny pieces.

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Old 10-01-2010, 11:31 PM   #3
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And THOSE are our sole protectors in this world.

I think FYM might be a little more balanced once word gets out.

(I appreciate Burger King's honesty.)
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I'd never watch something called "Owl X".
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Old 10-02-2010, 12:37 AM   #5
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But it's the chemical required to Space Moon it.
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I'd never watch something called "Owl X".
But you would watch GUARDIANS: DEFENDERS OF GA HOOLE

correct?
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But you would watch GUARDIANS: DEFENDERS OF GA HOOLE

correct?
Yes, of course.
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Yes, of course.
Then my friend, this is the film for you.
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i like the peppermint schnapps in the background.
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Old 10-03-2010, 03:18 AM   #11
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Ashley's stepfather also referred to it as the "owl movie" tonight.

A movie about banding together to save the human race is pretty awesome on the surface, but when the protagonists are owls, how the hell can you focus on anything else? Think of the logistics; what the hell do these fuckers do during the day? The lighting guy must have been able to put his kids through college with all that overtime. And then there's the fact that it's owls saving the human race. Has this been mentioned?
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I saw an ad for it tonight. It was my first exposure to the owl movie, and unfortunately it wasn't my last. Thanks, Travis.
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Movie looks dope.
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Owls are the new vampires.

U heard it here first.

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Owls are the new vampires.
Everybody knows vampires suck.
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