LemonMelon
More 5G Than Man
I never know what to expect to see on my television anymore, except a large quantity of Gordon Ramsay. The issue has been complicated since Billy Mays' death, to the extent that I am now unclear about what even the advertisements have in store.
So I was watching something related to Gordon Ramsay the other day, and there was something wrong with my television. At least, that's how I have consoled myself in the proceeding days. At first, everything was cool. The show came to a stop and went to commercial. That's the status 60% of the time. But then...I dunno, there was all this shit flying across my screen that looked a lot like...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_lMihSKkgA
...owls. Why the owls were flying with such expedience is beyond me, even after hours of lost sleep pondering the event. They were proclaimed...guardians. But they were owls. I don't understand what the owls were guarding or why they were appointed to such a high position, but apparently long ago in a parallel universe far away, owls were chosen to save our asses. Our government has never looked more competent.
So I tried to discover more about this movie. I ran a search for it, and I came across this while doing so:
That's right. There are many individuals besides me that are so perplexed by the fact that a movie about owls exists that this mere fact is its #1 defining characteristic.
And then there were toys at Burger King geared towards those who find Dr. Seuss provides them with a sense of normalcy. So of course I bought a kid's meal:
Whether or not I visit the theater to learn more about this fascinating turn of events remains to be seen, but it likely will not remain there long, so I need to make a quick decision on the matter.
I pretty much only made this thread because NSW had to move for fear of the Guardians and I assumed that reliving the event would be healthy for him.
So I was watching something related to Gordon Ramsay the other day, and there was something wrong with my television. At least, that's how I have consoled myself in the proceeding days. At first, everything was cool. The show came to a stop and went to commercial. That's the status 60% of the time. But then...I dunno, there was all this shit flying across my screen that looked a lot like...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_lMihSKkgA
...owls. Why the owls were flying with such expedience is beyond me, even after hours of lost sleep pondering the event. They were proclaimed...guardians. But they were owls. I don't understand what the owls were guarding or why they were appointed to such a high position, but apparently long ago in a parallel universe far away, owls were chosen to save our asses. Our government has never looked more competent.
So I tried to discover more about this movie. I ran a search for it, and I came across this while doing so:
That's right. There are many individuals besides me that are so perplexed by the fact that a movie about owls exists that this mere fact is its #1 defining characteristic.
And then there were toys at Burger King geared towards those who find Dr. Seuss provides them with a sense of normalcy. So of course I bought a kid's meal:
Whether or not I visit the theater to learn more about this fascinating turn of events remains to be seen, but it likely will not remain there long, so I need to make a quick decision on the matter.
I pretty much only made this thread because NSW had to move for fear of the Guardians and I assumed that reliving the event would be healthy for him.
