IO: Kids have shit names.

[gvox]

Anyways, meet Dwayne Hammond, computer geek 3D gaming exec guy. He has a degree in Architecture.

Then there's Dwayne Cameron, actor:

Of course there's also Dwayne Peel, pro soccer captain for Wales:

Oh, wait..here's an Aussie! Dwayne Russell, former AFL Football player who has had writing stints at The Age and The Geelong Advertiser newspapers, in radio for K-Rock in and spent five years at the ABC before joining 3AW. He's also a caller for Fox Footy, apparently:

Dwayne Ingram is a Chicago area Executive VP with a degree in Science and Engineering:

Dwayne Alexander is a New Zealand based Executive with an Honors degree:

many more like that. Actually relatively few results for black men with the name Dwayne

 

[cobl04]

Okay. I get it.

 

[Cin]

......so


strange kids names.

 

[LuckyNumber7]

Dwayne.

 

[Purplereign]

 

[Cin]

champagne comedy

 

[cobl04]

champagne comedy

The ABC Late Show - 'Desmond Tutu'. - YouTube

 

[Cin]

on it.....



....like a tiger

 

[cobl04]

Mandela is a troublemaker. He has been to jail.

My mate (my age, and admittedly a boan) named his kid (now four) Kayde.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Oh, wait..here's an Aussie! Dwayne Russell, former AFL Football player who has had writing stints at The Age and The Geelong Advertiser newspapers, in radio for K-Rock in and spent five years at the ABC before joining 3AW. He's also a caller for Fox Footy, apparently:

That's one of the posts of the year!

 

[cobl04]

I have never heard of any of those publications. It's fine to prove me wrong but don't make stuff up.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

lolwut

 

[gvox]

I have never heard of any of those publications. It's fine to prove me wrong but don't make stuff up.

I'd never heard of 'em either! Aren't you from there?

(edit: found all of 'em in less than a minute via google. Crazy you've never heard of them, but I suppose Australia's a big place...thought you were all into Aussie football, but I might have you mixed up with someone else)

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

why are you so obsessed with this?

 

[gvox]

why are you so obsessed with this?

Obsessed with what?

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

White guys named Dwayne.

 

[gvox]

I'm not, had sortof forgotten about it tbh. Someone resurrected it.

 

[Tiger Edge]

Enough time has passed that I now have more names to add. Currently in my production queue:

Coralys
Lanyah
Tegan
Maxxim (will have a small penis, guaranteed)
Roni (as in rice-a?)
Jakai
Yusufbek
Jeran
Lucnor
Chanse
Uulen
Bilal (so close to just being bial, soooo close)
Normaris
Kaighen
Jace
Queitha
Warwar

 

[gvox]

woops!

 

[gvox]

Dont be cruel!

Roni (as in rice-a?)

Nah, as in "Tender.."

 

[Tiger Edge]

Is he a San Francisco treat?

 

[cobl04]

Meet the Monaros - all named after cars | thetelegraph.com.au

 

[IWasBored]

1. i have no idea what a bogan is.
2. i wonder if the addison people (who make me think they've come up with a new and creative way of naming their kids after jfk, because like powerhour i think of the disease as well) wanted to go with madison, and figured well, since everyone else is naming their kids madison, how about we take off the m and be different!
3. i sometimes wonder when mothers name their girls things like serenity or destiny (which i've seen a lot of at work), they're thinking "this will be perfect for when she grows up to become a stripper!"
4. and substituting weird vowels in normal-ish names = annoying as hell. oh, i'm sorry, i assumed common spelling. when did brandon become brandynn?

 

[Purplereign]

Meet the Monaros - all named after cars | thetelegraph.com.au

 

[trojanchick99]

Would you name your kid Adolf Hitler?

These racist assholes did.

Baby Hitler Parents Lose Custody Of All Three Of Their Kids | Fox News

 

[Tiger Edge]

Just got handed a doozy today:

Nazli

 

[cobl04]

I saw "Belynda" on facebook today

 

[The Sad Punk]

Oh, how is she?

 

[cobl04]

Ha. Actually she's going to Harvest I thought the lack of Xavier Rudd and Living End would mean no bogans, but alas...

 

[The Sad Punk]

Yikes. Well, maybe she's trying to live a life that was not bestowed upon her.