IO: I'm shitfaced!

[DaveC]

Merry Christmas!

 

[jay canseco]

And a Merry Christmas to you too!!!!!

 

[DaveC]

Looking back, I could have come up with a way better title...

 

[zonelistener]

Looking back, I could have come up with a way better title...

Something like......

"Who the heck shaved "kick me" in my ass hair?

 

[Lila64]

- good one zoney!

 

[Lally1011]

congratulations.

Unless...you mean that literally.

 

[Galeongirl]

uh... seems like you had a nice christmas then!

 

[kafrun]

Ah, you crazy, drunken east coaster

Keith's, I presume?

 

[phillyfan26]

nobagelnobagelnobagelnobagel ... YEAH!

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

And how exactly is this news?

Kidding, kidding...

 

[cruzila]

And how exactly is this news?

Kidding, kidding...

 

[DaveC]

I totally forgot I even made this thread

Ah, you crazy, drunken east coaster

Keith's, I presume?

Nah, I had a Christmas date with Captain Morgan

Originally posted by LarryMullen's_POPAngel
And how exactly is this news?

Kidding, kidding...

 

[DaveC]

.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

 

[zuropa_fit]

I spent Christmas with Jack.

 

[U2isthebest]

I spent Christmas with Jack.

Tripper?

 

[redhotswami]

is he wearing his jeans backwards like kriss kross?

 

[Cin]

even if his jeans are backwards he looks mighty happy with them

 

[Zoots]

is he wearing his jeans backwards like kriss kross?

jump jump the macdaddy make ya
jump jump the daddymac make ya
jump jump kris kross make ya
jump jump aha aha

 

[DaveC]

 

[LemonMelon]

You. Me. Let's bump the hottest chicks around thread. You know that sounds awesome right now.

 

[DaveC]

A great way to welcome 2008. It's all you, buddy.

 

[DaveC]

You. Me. Let's bump the hottest chicks around thread. You know that sounds awesome right now.

Way to let me down, LM.

 

[DaveC]

Wow, last night was the biggest shit show I've had since the summer. It was an unreal night, and I remember maybe a total of about 10 minutes' worth of it.

 

[The Sad Punk]

I just realized I haven't gotten 'shitfaced' in a long time.

Drunk, perhaps - but I seem to be able to remember all my nights out over the past few months.

Maybe I should finish a bottle of Scorpion mezcal when I get back home.

 

[DaveC]

I seem to be able to remember all my nights out over the past few months.

 

[The Sad Punk]

Welp, the last time I did it almost died in ultimate rock and roll fashion.

That was ages ago, though - so I'm due for another merciless night.

 

[DaveC]

My buddy calls me at 6:30.

"We're gettin' boooooooozed!! Dollar shots motherfucker!!" he says.

"Fuckin' eh!" I say.

So I start to get ready. Do laundry, pack a bag to stay at my friends' place (I live too far away from downtown to make it home by taxi, and the buses stop running at midnight), and iron a shirt. I'm ready to go, and all I'm doing is pumping Wu-Tang Clan and waiting for the time when I need to leave to catch the bus into the city. But my phone rings.

"Yo," says Paul. "I just woke up, fell asleep for a while. The other guys (his roommates) are asleep too. I don't think we're going out anymore."

"Fuck off. I'm all ready to go and now you guys bitch out?? What is this?"

"Sorry bro. But tomorrow night we're gonna go to the Split Crow for sure."

"I can't go to the Split Crow. I'm working until 10:30. And I already have beer tonight."

"Sorry man - we'll save a seat for you."

"Fuck. Fine, I don't think I can come tomorrow but I'll see what I can do."

So I can't go tomorrow (I'm ass broke from going snowboarding this weekend), so instead, I'm going to drink anyways. I have a Colt 45 and a tallboy of Old Milwaukee in the fridge right now, and I just poured myself the first glass of C-45. Check back for updates throughout the evening as yours truly sinks inevitably into inebriation. Hijinks and mayhem are sure to follow!

 

[DaveC]

The 40 is 3/4ths gone and I'm starting to feel it. Once I get through the Old Mil, I'm going to be

 

[discothequeLP]

man, people always bag on drinking alone, but fuck that, it's still the shit. good on you man