IO: I'm going Powerjuice

[pepokiss]

 

[phillyfan26]

The Power Juicer makes juice. Not Powerjuice.

 

[No spoken words]

He's the 2nd person to find that. Phail.

 

[LMP]

Uncle Jack?

 

[impy13]

SWOOP ME!

 

[zonelistener]

SWOOP ME!

You drank the powerjuice before hand, right?

 

[impy13]

I have a Powerjuice IV.


It stings so good.

 

[No spoken words]

SWOOP ME!

 

[LMP]

YAHHH SWOOOP YAHHHH

 

[AtomicBono]

Not to be confused with Powerthirst.

That's what I was thinkin'

IF GOD GIVES YOU LEMONS, FIND A NEW GOD!

 

[No spoken words]

Powerjuice > Powerthirst

UNNNGGGHHH

 

[No spoken words]

Lying dormant for centuries (months), an ancient thread arises from its deep slumber. Disturbed by allegations of wrongdoing in Dublin, this thread can sleep no longer.

Only one thing can heal the wounds, bridge the gaps, patch the holes, span the rifts, etc.

Only one elixir can raise spirits, raise the dead and raise everyone's IQ.

Only one fluid can save us.

Your time has come.

Rise.

POWERJUICE AHOY!!!!!

 

[LMP]

Oh Powerjuice... you're my hero.

 

[phillyfan26]

I'm fucking going Powerjuice.

 

[RedRocksU2]

how does one go Powerjuice......is it possible to ask...?

 

[No spoken words]

I'm fucking going Powerjuice.

I'm fucking going Powerjuice. I hope my son does, too

I'm fucking going Powerjuice. I love you DAD!!!

I'm fucking going POWERJUICE.

I'm fucking going POWERJUICE.

I'm fucking going POWERJUICE.

.

 

[phillyfan26]

how does one go Powerjuice......is it possible to ask...?

Powerjuice:

2 parts Awesome
1 part Funk
1 part Sheeeeeeeeet
Dash of STFU
Sprinkle in some Get That Shit Outta Here
Shake
Top of with 3 oz Awesome
Serve cold.
Announce that you are now going powerjuice.
Give a deathstare to everyone in range.
Pick up forcefully, and with purpose.
Dominate.
Wipe mouth with sleeve.
Slam down glass.
Leave.
Slam door.
Open door.
Scream to those around, "THAT IS HOW YOU FUCKING GO POWERJUICE!"
Slam door.
Sit behind desk.
Whoop.

That is how you fucking go POWERJUICE.

 

[RedRocksU2]

..are any chicks involved?

 

[No spoken words]

..are any chicks involved?

After you drink deep from POWERJUICE, anything is possible.

Wait, did Carlos or Reg ask this question?

 

[RedRocksU2]

Regg? Really? Figures

 

[LemonMelon]

After you drink deep from POWERJUICE, anything is possible.

Wait, did Carlos or Reg ask this question?

We should forward this information to GAF, since he's bound to ask the very same question.

 

[RedRocksU2]

act, Carlos is Regg's alter.

 

[No spoken words]

act, Carlos is Regg's alter.

Carlos has the lower purity score, I'm willing to wager. Still trying to figure out how it gets that low, without even a draught of POWERJUICE.

 

[UberBeaver]

Carlos has the lower purity score, I'm willing to wager. Still trying to figure out how it gets that low, without even a draught of POWERJUICE.

You know what I'm trying to figure out, is it possible to get more more powerjuice than me kicking Umberto Eco's ass. That's what I'm working on right now.

 

[RedRocksU2]

Carlos has the lower purity score, I'm willing to wager. Still trying to figure out how it gets that low, without even a draught of POWERJUICE.

< Whore, that's how.

 

[phillyfan26]

You know what I'm trying to figure out, is it possible to get more more powerjuice than me kicking Umberto Eco's ass. That's what I'm working on right now.

Beav.

Yes.

POWERJUICE.

 

[No spoken words]

You know what I'm trying to figure out, is it possible to get more more powerjuice than me kicking Umberto Eco's ass. That's what I'm working on right now.

Yeah, it gets more powerjuice than that.

How can an English Major not like Eco? You attention spanless heap of poo.

Go slink back into your archnemesis thread and get back to work.

 

[No spoken words]

< Whore, that's how.

I guess that sums that up. But I did the math, and I think to score that low, at some point you had to have mainlined Jack Daniels straight into your veins while snorting ants with Ozzy Osbourne and the Crue.

 

[phillyfan26]

Go slink back into your archnemesis thread and get back to work.

Go slink back into your archnemesis thread and get back to work.

Go slink back into your archnemesis thread and get back to work.

Go slink back into your archnemesis thread and get back to work.

Go slink back into your archnemesis thread and get back to work.

I think POWERJUICE could help him finish the job.

 

[LemonMelon]

Go slink back into your archnemesis thread and get back to work.

Seconded. We're doing our best to bring IO back from the brink.