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Old 06-19-2010, 08:01 AM   #1
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IO: I caught two co-workers having sex

You must be thinking. What the heck is going on at my job??

(First, there's a girl who farted on me....now this! No..I am not making this up! I swear! )

Last night I was helping out a customer and needed to go to the back stockroom. I turn the corner, and there's a guy and a girl going at it on
the floor! I stood motionless, just staring in disbelief. They notice me
and quickly get dressed. I turn and walk away.
The guy comes up to me later and begs me not to tell anyone. I tell him
"don't worry, I won't." The girl sees me later and squeaks out a tiny "hi"
very embarrassed. ( And yes....she is extrremely hot!)

I'm worried what's next??
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Old 06-19-2010, 08:29 AM   #2
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Old 06-19-2010, 08:57 AM   #3
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Interesting job you have...never a dull moment it seems
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Old 06-19-2010, 09:22 AM   #4
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Very true! I don't know what to expect next.
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pics of the hot girl or the thread gets locked!
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Old 06-20-2010, 11:54 AM   #8
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pics of the hot girl or the thread gets locked!
LOL! The pictures are stored in my mind. I'm still in shock over this. I told the guy he was lucky it was me that stumbled upon them, and not somebody else. Anyone else would've alerted the whole workplace as to what happened.
Sure brightened up a usually boring day in work.
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Were high fives exchanged?
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More importantly, where do you work
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Old 06-21-2010, 05:28 AM   #11
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its at this point you need to blackmail them!!!!!!!

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More importantly, where do you work
A department store that makes multi-million dollars a year.
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its at this point you need to blackmail them!!!!!!!

I could very easily blackmail them. They're both terrified that I'm going to tell someone. I'm a strong believer in karma. I figure if I was to do it, something bad would come back to me.
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Were high fives exchanged?
Nope.. So far, it's mostly worried looks on their faces.
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You must love your job!



Did she fart on him?
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