LemonMelon
More 5G Than Man
The previous thread (which died a cold and lonely death last January) was at over 750 replies, so I figured it would be better to start fresh than to bump a thread that was already outdated anyway.
Here's the rub: you are our "customer". (This is just a name, as this obviously costs nothing, and bartering isn't even necessary. Certain kinds of favors can be exchanged if insisted upon by the customer.) You are here in order to receive your very own "Interference rating" as chosen by a panel (we are hiring, I might add) of trained professional critics (along with a very nice explanation for said rating), who will review you based on your contribution to the forum. We grade in decimals, as a tribute to a very special member of the forum who we do not wish to name at this time. If you receive a zero, you contribute nothing and fail at life. If you receive a 10, you are absolutely essential to the existence of this forum. No one will be receiving a 10. We may also offer you advice concerning ways you may improve your rating. This is not guaranteed, but sometimes given.
If you don't like our advice, too bad. It cost you nothing but your time, which is dubious in value. But the reviews are a fun read sometimes and, again, they cost you nothing. They cost you nothing because 1) we don't know how to hack your paypal account at this juncture, and 2) because IO is dying. There are threads from mid June at the bottom of the first page. This is bad. We want to shoot some life back into this section. We can't promise that the fun we offer will be good or clean, but we can promise that it will be fun...for someone.
Ahem.
STEP RIGHT UP!
Here's the rub: you are our "customer". (This is just a name, as this obviously costs nothing, and bartering isn't even necessary. Certain kinds of favors can be exchanged if insisted upon by the customer.) You are here in order to receive your very own "Interference rating" as chosen by a panel (we are hiring, I might add) of trained professional critics (along with a very nice explanation for said rating), who will review you based on your contribution to the forum. We grade in decimals, as a tribute to a very special member of the forum who we do not wish to name at this time. If you receive a zero, you contribute nothing and fail at life. If you receive a 10, you are absolutely essential to the existence of this forum. No one will be receiving a 10. We may also offer you advice concerning ways you may improve your rating. This is not guaranteed, but sometimes given.
If you don't like our advice, too bad. It cost you nothing but your time, which is dubious in value. But the reviews are a fun read sometimes and, again, they cost you nothing. They cost you nothing because 1) we don't know how to hack your paypal account at this juncture, and 2) because IO is dying. There are threads from mid June at the bottom of the first page. This is bad. We want to shoot some life back into this section. We can't promise that the fun we offer will be good or clean, but we can promise that it will be fun...for someone.
Ahem.
STEP RIGHT UP!