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Old 12-12-2007, 01:23 PM   #1
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IO: critical analyses here

Welcome! If you feel as though you aren't criticized enough within your day-to-day life, slap down 100 interference points and you will have your performance here as a member analyzed by me or one of my associates. 50 interference points for casual "friendly" advice concerning whatever pointless issue you may currently be facing. We do not offer prescription medication; that's the fourth door on the left.

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Old 12-12-2007, 01:27 PM   #2
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100 points comin atcha!
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I've scraped up whatever points I could find, and finally have the requisite 100 points. Here ya go.
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Old 12-12-2007, 01:31 PM   #4
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100 points comin atcha!
Unico is one of the most colorful members of interference, featuring a quirky sense of humor and cheerful disposition. Her signature, which manages to be equal parts hypnotic and entertaining, nets her some bonus points, while her avatar shows that she is true to her school. However, she has a history of changing her username, which shows unpredictability; a factor that could be detrimental to her performance as a co-worker and interferencer. It also has it's obvious upside of course: she's probably a blast at parties.

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Old 12-12-2007, 01:32 PM   #5
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I secured a loan from Space Moon Mutual, for 100 points. Tis yours.
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Old 12-12-2007, 01:35 PM   #6
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I'm pretty sure you owe me 100 points in allowance back-pay so spill...
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Old 12-12-2007, 01:36 PM   #7
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I've scraped up whatever points I could find, and finally have the requisite 100 points. Here ya go.
BM is a member who's undying loyalty is unquestionable. He will scrimp and save to get what he truly wants, and is true to what he loves, through thick and thin (dude is a 49ers fan). He's Canadian, so some of the more non-trusting members of interference may have a difficult time trusting him, but they'll just have to suck it up. Bonus points for being an Arcade Fire nut.

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Old 12-12-2007, 01:39 PM   #8
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I secured a loan from Space Moon Mutual, for 100 points. Tis yours.
Worked in the Space Moon government, so has work experience. His quality, however, is up to debate. Has a quick wit and strong knowledge of pop culture, which is important to have as a member of this forum. Used a forbidden word in the first post of a thread, which left it seared on the forum forever, but I suppose we've all had our run-ins with the law. I hate Steelers fans, but I can live with it, I guess.

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Old 12-12-2007, 01:41 PM   #9
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I'm pretty sure you owe me 100 points in allowance back-pay so spill...
Has a smart mouth, and is still living in my basement. Still, he has enough knowledge of the requisite subjects to get a passing grade as an interferencer and human being. Plus, he was so cute as a baby.

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NONE OF THESE PEOPLE HAVE INTERFERENCE POINTS! You're all ruining the interference economy!
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Worked in the Space Moon government, so has work experience. His quality, however, is up to debate. Has a quick wit and strong knowledge of pop culture, which is important to have as a member of this forum. Used a forbidden word in the first post of a thread, which left it seared on the forum forever, but I suppose we've all had our run-ins with the law. I hate Steelers fans, but I can live with it, I guess.

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You have to be kidding me. He got a higher score than me?
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LemonMelon, can I give you my 15 points and just pretend I have the rest? Or do you a favour, or something?
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NONE OF THESE PEOPLE HAVE INTERFERENCE POINTS! You're all ruining the interference economy!
IT"S MADNESS!!! CHAOS IN THE STREETS!!


OH NOES!!!
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Old 12-12-2007, 01:44 PM   #14
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NONE OF THESE PEOPLE HAVE INTERFERENCE POINTS! You're all ruining the interference economy!
SPACE MOON HAS POINTS. Therefore, Unico, Elfa, and NSW all have points. I think BM pickpocketed someone to get his, but I dunno.

You're just upset because you received such a low grade.
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You have to be kidding me. He got a higher score than me?
You're a whining douche bag, posting on a site dedicated to a band you don't like. I'm stunned you rated above a 5.0.
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You're just upset because you received such a low grade.
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You're a whining douche bag, posting on a site dedicated to a band you don't like. I'm stunned you rated above a 5.0.
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Listen to an F2 album for once, and maybe I'll re-grade you.
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Old 12-12-2007, 01:46 PM   #19
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I'm a whining douche bag, posting on a site dedicated to a band I would like suck off. My only skill is being able to click the "quote" button. I'm stunned I rated above a 1.0.
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What if I add a very big 'please'? *showspuppyeyes*
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