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UberBeaver
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unico said:
Aye, mey too.
LMP
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The Holiday Show is sucking time from my life like a Thai hooker.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
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Bow fool!
The King of Scotland is in here! YLB, fucking BOW.
The King of Scotland is in here! YLB, fucking BOW.
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*curtsies his kilt*
redhotswami
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screw you all and your naughtiness!!! 
GFYAGBT7MB!!!!
GFYAGBT7MB!!!!
Lurk the Dog
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Consider this:
There will be a lot of intercash provided "under the table" for a critical analysis of an interferencer who will not be named. Here is a little information, though:
IF a critical analysis is not provided, you can expect horse heads in your bed or a nice pair of cement flippers.
~yours
There will be a lot of intercash provided "under the table" for a critical analysis of an interferencer who will not be named. Here is a little information, though:
IF a critical analysis is not provided, you can expect horse heads in your bed or a nice pair of cement flippers.
~yours
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LemonMelon
More 5G Than Man
1. LMP still has a chance at being on staff. It's his call.
2. Beav, GFY. You were never authorized.
3. I'll get to work on some real analyses. Pardon the wait.
2. Beav, GFY. You were never authorized.
3. I'll get to work on some real analyses. Pardon the wait.
UberBeaver
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Lurk the Dog - .08 posts a day? I've never seen him before. His choice of rooting for aquatic based sports teams is disturbing. Seems to think I am dashing, so he gets 2 points for that. And he's never annoyed me, so there's that. However, he feels NSW is smart (LOL) so he can't be all that bright, so minus 2.....um....3.25/10.
Should've gone with one of your other name. Would've scored higher.
Should've gone with one of your other name. Would've scored higher.
UberBeaver
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LemonMelon said:
lol, too late. I got their money already. pwned.
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UberBeaver said:Lurk the Dog - .08 posts a day? I've never seen him before. His choice of rooting for aquatic based sports teams is disturbing. Seems to think I am dashing, so he gets 2 points for that. And he's never annoyed me, so there's that. However, he feels NSW is smart (LOL) so he can't be all that bright, so minus 2.....um....3.25/10.
I don't think Lurk the Dog roots for the Dolphins or Marlins, I think he wants us to analyze someone he refuses to name, who does root for those teams.
Either way, you're about as dashing as 2 rats fucking in a sock. (Thanks, Mia).
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LemonMelon
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UberBeaver said:
Seriously, dude. GTFO. This thread is a mess thanks to you, and I have to clean it up. 
Lurk the Dog
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UberBeaver said:
If I were you, I wouldn't sleep.
Reading comprehension is not your stronger point there, Mr. UberBeaver. I am asking for an analysis of another member...not of me. This obvious member obviously wants your looks, and not your brains. Smart choice.
redhotswami
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oooh snap!
(Anytime Mike. I'm trying to start a trend. Pass it around
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(Anytime Mike. I'm trying to start a trend. Pass it around
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UberBeaver
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Lurk the Dog said:
I knew what you asked for, but only people that voluntarily come in and ask get rated. I believe that was stated early on, but then again, my reading comprehension being what it is, maybe they were talking about dogs fucking cows. I get confused real easy. But it's not so bad when you're as dashing as I am.
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LemonMelon
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Users in the queue for an analysis not given by some derelict who walked in off the street:
**Democrat
VintagePunk
jobob
Lila
Miroslava
LMP
Lurk The Dog
You will be compensated.
**Democrat
VintagePunk
jobob
Lila
Miroslava
LMP
Lurk The Dog
You will be compensated.
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Man, when dogs start fucking cows, that's when I take a step back and start to ponder stuff. A big step back.
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LemonMelon
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Sick bastards can be rated, can't they? Just spring the 100 and it's all good.
We can and will rip them to shreds, however. That's part of the deal.
Lurk the Dog
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UberBeaver said:
Dashing indeed!
This is by far my favorite picture you have posted of yourself:
UberBeaver
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LemonMelon said:
Sorry man. You can have it back now, I was trying to help. I'm keeping the money though.
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LemonMelon
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UberBeaver said:
Yeah, yeah. Keep your money. I can only hope you'll spend it on something useful, like decency.
UberBeaver
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LemonMelon said:
Will it get me laid? Where do they sell that?
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LemonMelon
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UberBeaver said:
You want to get laid? I'm certain that hookers are cheaper than decency.
UberBeaver
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LemonMelon said:
Then WTF do I need decency for, man? Come on!
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Beav is my Mom's pimp.
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LemonMelon
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UberBeaver said:
Well, dude, I don't think decency comes with a side of gonorrhea.
UberBeaver
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A valid argument. I will now leave you to your work. Good luck, may you retire rich.
redhotswami
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LemonMelon said:
you mouth is like a fountain of wisdom!
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LemonMelon
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Politics are a hot bit of discussion for many people, but most secretly find them extremely dull. Dem, however, does not. That right there separates her from the pack and makes her special. Throw in the Tiny Fey thing she's got going on, and you've got yourself a brilliant businesswoman. However, like most of her political party, her leadership skills may be suspect. Definitely something to keep an eye on.
7.8/10
Asserted herself into this thread like she owned the place, which is both a pro and a con all by itself. Brashness is to be respected when you're at the top of the food chain, but otherwise...
Compared our "gang" to something out of Rebel Without A Cause, but I can't find that all that complimentary, especially since I would never let my hair get that greasy. Still, has a cool username, and can clearly chat her fingers to the bone.7.2/10
Don't know much about this guy off the top of my head. Probably has an inferiority complex, considering the name chosen is the picture of mundanity. Still, has potential to be of great use to this forum down the stretch. I'll give out a safe rating for this one.
7.0/10
Has great knowledge and experience within the fields that this forum requires. That right there puts her way over the top, but her innate kindness also increases her rating. Her child appears to be skilled interferencer as well, which could mean that she could be useful for bio-engineering purposes in the year 2045, though I would never endorse such a thing directly.
8.4/10
Will finish the rest later.
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