IO: Ashley's a 7.

[UberBeaver]

Ashley's a 7.
Ashley's a 7.
Ashley's a 7.
Yeah. She's size 7.

 

[Numb1075]

 

[UberBeaver]

 

[redkat]

Do you know everyone's size?

 

[UberBeaver]

No, just Ashley's.

 

[Doozer61]

size doesn't matter

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

size doesn't matter

Depends on what we're talking about here.

 

[Doozer61]

well, lets just say it doesn't matter to me

 

[UberBeaver]

size doesn't matter

Oh thank God.....wait a second. Are you realy qualified to answer that?

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Oh thank God.....wait a second. Are you realy qualified to answer that?

 

[UberBeaver]

well, lets just say it doesn't matter to me

Damn you, woman!

 

[Doozer61]

 

[JessicaAnn]

 

[Doozer61]

 

[Numb1075]

Ashley Simpson?

or Ashley Olsen?

either way, I'm reporting this leak to TMZ.com

<---dialing phone

ringing

Wait, Beav, sized 7 in what?

 

[redkat]

size doesn't matter

apparently it matters to Ashley, she seems particular

 

[Numb1075]

she'll get what she gets and like it.

 

[UberBeaver]

She's a 7.
A 7.
A SEVEN.

Quick, quick. <--- Yup.

 

[Numb1075]

Beav, have you stopped taking your medication?

or perhaps you are doubling your dosage.......

 

[love_u2_adam]

he needs to stop smoking the green stuff

 

[Doozer61]

 

[tpsreports2424]

 

[UberBeaver]

Hola Ashley, coma estas?

Estoy un siete. Y tu?

Ehhh.....Como?

 

[bono_212]

...I'm definently no seven

 

[Darth Vader]

I'm a 10.

 

[Varitek]

ooooh oooh like a carnival. If we pay him a dollar he'll guess our size!

Here's two for good measure. hehe get it, good measure? (I really shouldn't post when I'm in the middle of writing 20 pages and my brain has gone to mush)

 

[UberBeaver]

ooooh oooh like a carnival. If we pay him a dollar he'll guess our size!

Here's two for good measure. hehe get it, good measure? (I really shouldn't post when I'm in the middle of writing 20 pages and my brain has gone to mush)

NO NO NO. Ashley!!! Ashley is a 7!!! See? Ashley is a 7!!! See it now?

 

[UberBeaver]

...I'm definently no seven

Then you CAN'T be Ashley. It's just not possible. They're lying to you. It's all been a lie. See? Look into it, the truth is there. Ashley IS a 7. A SEVEN! I've got it on good authority.

 

[absintheminded]

Damn that's an old dolla...


I'M A SEVEN TOO! Let's have a SEVEN partay! Woohoo livin it up, yeah, I'm livin it up, yeah.
*Little pointy finger in the air and doing a dance like Drew Barrymore in 50 First Dates*

 

[bono_212]

Then you CAN'T be Ashley. It's just not possible. They're lying to you. It's all been a lie. See? Look into it, the truth is there. Ashley IS a 7. A SEVEN! I've got it on good authority.

If...if...if I'm not Ashley...then my life has been...a-a meaningless lie


*sitsinthecornerandcries*