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porno is like a lost dream ,it's something intangible,made visable by a blue screen.
are my hands in my pants dare you ask? and you may.
yes indeed! i am THAT SHALLOW!
i intend to attend school next fall , most likely in the city where all my freaks are at. i'll be going for my masters in visual art.
yet i don't know what career choices i have ....yet.
teaching maybe. i need the benefits. for now i'll work at some meager job making minimal pay .....but who cares?
i'll be where all the honeys are at
a nice tight five foot three. size two with baby blue eyes and long slender thighs that catch the pimp in my eyes.
i want a career woman. focused ,young with short sporty hair and a bod to die for. ryhme and reason is irrelevant.
i'll be there for one reason........to corrupt her a**!
i'll make her feel all that she doesn't feel in a straight relationship. you may be saying ..... WHAT A PIG!
yeah, yeah,yeah.........at least i know what i like.
goog god and a googly moogly....my intention is to please that booty. she has to be caucasian and loves to dance
cup size is irrelevant . she don't have to be big.
i like petite women. and cute! and ' cute' to me means 'sexy'
i met this girl in a hospital back in 2000.
she was nice ,conscienscious(that's spelled wrong ) and absolutely beautiful. her name was jennifer.
she was two years older than me and she attended college already. i don't know if she graduated but she seems smart though. that's attractive!
i wish i wasn't so dumb not to ask her her name and number
but i didn't want her to feel like i was a stalker.
and i think girls are tired of one liners and' HEY BABY ,HEY BABY HEY!!! I'M SICK OF THAT S*** TOO.
i'll be straight forward with a girl. no stupid sex questions or any thing of that nature. that's all bull.
i'll just say i like her. let's dance already.
those shows like BLIND DATE AND SHIPMATES ARE SO STUPID.
they make guys look like di*** and girls look like s****.
it's all about ratings so go figure.
wait.......'scuse me while i kiss the sky!!!
god yonkers new york is so bbbooooooooooooorrrring!!!!!!!
the city is where i'll be next year.
i already got my fall look together: all leather and lace(ha ha)
and i'll be home bound manhattan, baby.
an international smorgasborg of heady and sexy patriarchs to fashion and the almighty dollar. oooooohh!!!!!
aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...........

sorry about that folks but i had to relieve myself.
i've got a t-shirt that says i'm VAGINA FRIENDLY'
and i'll be looking for that special girl who's friendly with her vagina!
signing off now,,................buh,bye!!!!


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im noticing this trend
the one thing fat girls had going for them was the big boobs
now guys dont even want that. :huh:

i shoudnt be reading this at this time of night
 
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