How I learnt to stop worrying and eat shit

[Kieran McConville]

What fool would rhyme you with true
You're not there but you're their
Buzzing little shit eater
You're not there but I know thee

Most words don't deserve to be written
In one of ten thousand you might be bitten
You might be smitten ten thousand times
But what fool would be smitten nor bitten

See I miss my wits like bleeding gums
The bliss misses me like awry guns
Don?t you miss the sleeping slums
Don't the sleepy rums miss you

She sings sea sells on the see saw
You sure saw sea the sea saw she

She sings see the sleeping slums
They saw the see saw sea
She sees the sea she's sure
The shore saw she

Since I lost the plot I think in snapshots
In a sleepy little lot there the sky is hot
Don?t you miss the sleeping slums
Don't I sleep the creeping crumbs

She saw sea shells and the sea saw she

Don?t forget to remember how to smile
Don?t forget the steps in a mile
Don?t forget to walk miles with a smile
And lay down your lies lie them awhile

She saw sea she saw the see saw
The sea saw but sea still sleeps

Since I learnt to stop worrying
I learnt to forget there's a hurrying

There's no hurry just smile the miles
There's no worry it's all down to wiles
Don?t lose your wiles don't lose your mitts
Smile while the shits abuse your wits

So look out take care be alert
Be very quick and don?t forget to eat shit
So riff on this you lapping dog

I am alert and I will see you out

 

[foray]

That was some excellent shit, Kieran, in a good way.


foray