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Old 02-18-2014, 11:25 PM   #1
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Cow Decided Poem

Cow decided to fly a plane
That cow is quite insane.

Cow decided to climb a tree
It fell off and broke its knee.

Cow decided to drive a car
That moo cow not go too far.

The end (for now)
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Old 02-25-2014, 07:44 PM   #2
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Cow decided to fly a plane
That cow is quite insane.

Cow decided to climb a tree
It fell off and broke its knee.

Cow decided to drive a car
That moo cow not go too far.

The end (for now)


As a cow, I take offense at such a silly poem.
We would never do such silly things.
It makes me so mad, I could kick over my milk bucket.

Yours in moo moo land,
Bessie
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Cow decided to fly a plane
That cow is quite insane.

Cow decided to climb a tree
It fell off and broke its knee.

Cow decided to drive a car
That moo cow not go too far.

The end (for now)
Poor cow
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Poor cow
I had totally forgotten I had posted this!
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Cow decided to climb a ladder
Couldn't come down with such a full bladder.

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