An ode to the Blue Crack, 80s rap style

[UnforgettableLemon]

"Blue Lines"

Blue! Ooh-blue! Blue! Ooh-blue!
Blue! Ooh-blue! Blue! Ooh-blue!
(Blue Lines)
Keyboards dreams of passion
(Going through my mind)
And all of this from U2
(online)
Music, religion politics
(Yours to unwind)
The more I click, the more I do

Something of a phenomenon,
Telling your mouse to come along
Cause blue lines blow away
Blow! Modem! Blow!

Ticket to ride a broadband highway
tell all your friends they can go my way
In Zoo C, bare your soul
premium membership worth more than gold
The longer you stay, the more you play
it's official: Bang and clatter just makes my day
Through the cable just like a vein
Free Your Mind just killing your brain

Testjes! (say randoom, come on y'all)
Randoom (say testjes, come on!)
Testjes! (say randoom, come on y'all)
Randoom (say testjes, come on!)
Testjes! (say randoom, come on y'all)
Randoom (say testjes come on!)
Testjes! (say randoom, come on y'all)
Randoom (say testjes, come on!)
Aaaaah...
musical, it's a journey baby, musical, it's a journey baby
and don't ever log out... Post-whore!

Pleba (impure as the dirty snow)
i'd rather free my mind
(peeling off those dollar bills, baby!)
Complaints? (Don't Expect, Suggest, baby!)
Stop into the Disotheque
(I need some one on one, baby!)

Tell me it'll blow your modem away (Achtung, baby)
going to your little hideaway
'Cause blue lines (what do white lines do?)
blow away
Blow! - Rock! - Blow!

A million magic subforums better by design
A multi-thousand members all of the m online
Twice as sweet as sugar, with a hint of salt
And if you get hooked baby,
it's nobody else's fault - Still do it!

Testjes! (say randoom, come on y'all)
Randoom (say testjes, come on!)
Testjes! (say randoom, come on y'all)
Randoom (say testjes, come on!)
Testjes! (say randoom, come on y'all)
Randoom (say testjes come on!)
Testjes! (say randoom, come on y'all)
Randoom (say testjes, come on!)
Aaaaah...
musical, it's a journey baby, musical, it's a journey baby
and don't ever log out... Post-whore!


(Posts get high)
You're a fly, baby
(Post some more)
Refugee New Yorker
(Can't you ever come down)
Are you a rock n roll dawgie?
(Thrill's never gone)
Blue crack addict!

Some got banned but not arrested, go away for some time
But one's come back now
just to commit more posting crime

Bono is caught kicking the trashcan
He's out on the town, acts like a clown
But we still think he's the man!

Leave Behind! All That You Can't! Leave Behind! All That You Can't! Leave Behind!

Elitists reject it - traditionalists respect it
PoPsters, poptarts, and PopWhores are
thoroughly respected
The forum gets divided - PLEBA women get excited
Now I'm broke and it's no joke
it's hard as hell to fight it - I still do it!

Testjes! (say randoom, come on y'all)
Randoom (say testjes, come on!)
Testjes! (say randoom, come on y'all)
Randoom (say testjes, come on!)
Testjes! (say randoom, come on y'all)
Randoom (say testjes come on!)
Testjes! (say randoom, come on y'all)
Randoom (say testjes, come on!)
Aaaaah...
musical, it's a journey baby, musical, it's a journey baby
and don't ever log out... Post-whore!

Aaaaah...

 

[bonosloveslave]

 

[UnforgettableLemon]

Just for everyone who can't see the obvious. This is Grandmaster Flash's "White Lines" marginally changed.

 

[Schmeg]

 

[IWasBored]

nice work

 

[starsgoblue]

Blue lines....all through my mind.....


If anyone couldn't tell that was GMFlash...you should be shot.


Either that or I'm just feckin' old.