A (crap) ode to Wanderer.......

[mad1]

You are the total ectasy
A mess, a foreign twist
Forever with a grumpy face
On our forum, when you're pissed

Id like to see you on Broadway
Givin it large on stage with a mic
A big gob singing happy shit
and its you, the crowd really like

You know I luv ya really
Just love to honk your toggles
But you'll forever be a mystery
With you, my mind still boggles

Be Happy little sister
Deathbear wants your all
And if you dont give what it wants
it burn you in the ball

Go back to sleep oh precious one
Before you party on late
oh and remember, the statue ur posing with
dont you know that thats your fate?

I bet u go there every night
when u 'ave 'ad loads to drink
and serenade her - screaming your lonely
before leavin her with a wink

((((((((((((((((Wanderer - The Rich, Mad, Moustachy Eejit, from somewhere in America)))))))))))))))

 

[z edge]

Well I'm sure The Wanderer will appreciate your wit and prose. I say again, mad one; you have a way with words.

I would make you my own
but you wouldn't even care
so I wonder if your'a clone
like that kitten with the hair.

As a battle rages on
in my heart thats seen it all
up at my personal dawn
just a wating for you to call

I drift to my wet-bar
in the quest for some drink
to get my troubled mind far
away so I can think

There's never been a fine
in my life of eternal twist
that a little bit of wine
could break the whole of exist

 

[The Wanderer]

z edge, don't use my personal "I love you and think you are the greatest human being that ever lived can I be the mother of your children" thread for your shameless groveling in a futile attempt to not have to "pay for play" as Billy Idol would put it

oh, let me clarify I'm from the Washington DC area, where there is a seemingly endless bounty of statues to...