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Mr. BAW

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Now that its public knowledge that two of our popular members have taken on the same home address, I was wondering...what's the worst thing you learned about your roommate after he/she moved in? what's the worst thing he/she learned about you???

:confused:

Looking for some honest confessionals...

Ok. Ok...let's change this to former roomates or partners...now, everyone should be a little relieved...
 
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I dont give 2 stuffs about the toilet seat, whether it is up or down, I dont care about boys nights out with lots of alcohol, I dont care about golf weekends, I dont care about the sports channels being on 24/7, I dont care that he doesn't clean up after himself (he's going to kick my arse if he reads this :D ), I dont care that he needs hounding to get the lawn mowed, the car washed, I dont care that likes going away camping for fishing.
I dont care about any of that.




But for the love of all things holy, NO MORE SIMPSONS!!!!!!

I had no idea I was marrying an addict. I can't stand the show myself, and yet, of all the things we know about each other and knew before we even got serious, he never once mentioned this addiction. It got really bad once we got satellite TV. Of all things I would change if I could, its this bloody show.
:scream:
 
Images of Homer gaining weight to get a worker compensation claim and then jumping into the nuclear reactor to stop it from blowing up Springfield....oh Homie!!!

:heart: We all love the Simpsons...

How about Chief Wiggum : Hello?
Caller - is this 911?
Chief - "no, its 922!" goes back to eating donut

how can you not tolerate the Simpsons... :lmao:
 
I confess that I am a garage-aholic...I must have a clean garage, floors, shelves, washer/dryer....if something is laying around and its been there for more than 48 hours....Missing in Action!

If you want it pick it up... I also confess that I pick up all the loose change that falls out of the kids pants..I once had over $80 in coins,, our kids think there's no value in $$ unless its green and foldable.

:yes:
 
Mr. BAW said:
Images of Homer gaining weight to get a worker compensation claim and then jumping into the nuclear reactor to stop it from blowing up Springfield....oh Homie!!!

:heart: We all love the Simpsons...

How about Chief Wiggum : Hello?
Caller - is this 911?
Chief - "no, its 922!" goes back to eating donut

how can you not tolerate the Simpsons... :lmao:
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:lmao:

what about homer! (i know this is proberbley in the Simpsons quote thread)
GIVE ME THE NUMBER FOR 911!! :lmao:

but Angela Harlem, my mum cant stand Simpsons either
 
I refuse to answer this question
even though I'm really not all that bitter


:bitter:
 
Okay, getting back to the question at hand (sorry, but I love the Simpsons, I just want to give a honest answer)....

I had a roommate that seemed cool as a friend, but once I moved in with him I learned that he was the most quiet person I'd ever known. I know, I know, you're saying, "Dan, how is this a problem?"...well, it got to the point where I felt like I was living alone. I couldn't really count on him to make noise or anything, so I felt like I was living with a stuffed animal. Pretty freaky.

I would come home and the house would be completely quiet. He wouldn't listen to the radio, watch the television, or ANYTHING! I almost drove me nuts living with him!

So the lesson is- all extremities are annoying.
 
i have discovered many things about my old roommates. anything from being anal about laundry, anal about the fridge, anal about what type of carpet powder to use to discovering they are nyphmos and cleptos. :|

i am curious what they have to say about me.

my new roommate is eager to be married and i am worried she is pushing and forcing something that is not fully there from her boyfriend. i had a talk with her about it this morning. all i can do is :tsk:.
 
My roomie used to jack off to gay porn.

He moved out before me. In the final few day before I left the apartment I moved the temporary wall that split out bedrooms. I found a VHS tape on the ground, and threw it into the VCR. Wham, 2 guys sucking each other. I still haven't told him I found it. He loves to act all macho, and hetero, but sometime he watches gay porno. Ha!
 
MissVelvetDress_75 said:


my new roommate is eager to be married and i am worried she is pushing and forcing something that is not fully there from her boyfriend. i had a talk with her about it this morning. all i can do is :tsk:.
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Actually, my last roomie was like that too. She wants a baby by the time she is 28 (we are almost 26) and says that she will do it alone if she has to. She is so serious about this that she has told her boyfriend that she would rather have the baby, then wait until he is ready.

I also discovered while living with her that she likes to sleep for 10-12 hours a day, often coming right home from work and going to sleep. Perhaps it's because she ate nothing but Kraft Dinner.

Although, I must admit that I can be really anal, and clean and she would likely say that was strange.

I have a new roommate and he hasn't done anything strange thus far. I guess only time will tell.
 
Well seeing I still live with my parents and my gram I will inclose some things that they do:

*Gram likes to stare at people :lol: For instances: I was in the office one day and she walks to the door and just stood there staring at me, so after awhile I said "Gram, can I help you?? she replys "No just looking at you" and then walked aways :shrug:


more later when I can think of them!!
 
bonosloveslave said:
Hmmm, the worst thing I discovered about my mate....

I had never learned about the perils of doing men's laundry before him :yuck:
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Perils? :huh:

It's easy:

Sort lights and darks(maybe. It is a given if you have anything RED.)
Medium temperature
Standard cycle
Dry most everything on almost high heat
Maybe iron (maybe)

keep in clean laundry basket until floor is filled and laundry basket is empty.

Repeat.
 
Oh no Angie O'laundomat.....

I handle my laundry just fine. I was just giving you the "typical" guy laundry regime. I learned at an early age how to do laundry...my mom hated laundry, and my dad would shrink/ruin my stuff. I am quite obsessive/compulsive/possesive when it comes to laundry. NO ONE touches it.



Even with a ten-foot pole!

bonosloveslave said:
No Jeff, the laundry itself is not hard - it's using the 10 foot pole to handle his stuff that takes getting used to :uhoh:
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:lmao:
 
Mom's teach us that at an early age - laundry and such...I was the only player in a Little league, Pony League and American legion baseball with a washed and Ironed uniform for each game... Mrs. BAW came in and sort of took over - now she confesses to the pain and sorrow of it all??? :confused:

I must add that she is not allowed to touch my golf shirts! those go to No-tickie, No laundry!!! :yes: :up:
 
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Mr. BAW said:
Mrs. BAW came in and sort of took over - now she confesses to the pain and sorrow of it all??? :confused:
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well dear...its kind of like the pain and sorrow you endure when I listen to Justified in the car with you. You don't really say anything as you're dying inside because you love me...its the same thing I do with your smelly man-laundry :yes:
 
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